Regret Chapter 14
"i know this sounds like some sort of bad pun after getting my memories back but..." he shook his head and shrugged. "i will _never_ forget last night, so long as i live. i'm honored to have met your parents. they were head of the senate, right?"
Chapter VIII: Messing with the Bull
Calling evenheart's assault a 'dark time' would be considered a bad pun and in terrible taste. the lord of shadow was not just a super but a primordial entity.
Reaper Angelsea Campaign: Episode 7
He's going to try and kill us with bad puns, isn't he?" "i wouldn't put it past him," answered rex as they trudged through the lit path. _"please, follow the lights. i have much to tell you. i am sure you will find it illuminating.
Guardian of Winter Roads
She giggled at her own bad pun, her eyes practically showing hearts for her elk, little flecks of blue drifting in the brown of them.
Benefits of shark biology
Dads made bad puns, sons hated that. a tale as old as time.
Legend of Spyro: Gifted Curse, CH 20
"you just revoked your retaliation for my bad puns though." "it was too perfect a chance to pass up." "seems i'm rubbing off on you." he didn't rise to her intended "rubbing off" joke, instead reaching out with his paw.
Two against the world 16-20
For the next bad pun i will kick you. i don't care if we are surrounded by coworkers or not!" she grinned with challenging look. nick knew that she meant it, and she really had power in those small beautiful legs of hers. "mean bunny...
Rayner's Way: Chapter 4 - Finding Courage
"ha," tess chuckled at the bad pun, "mostly. i have ideas for next year and a very expensive distraction to get me there." "that's good," rayner said with a sigh, "i'm glad it worked out." "do you mind if i ask something?"
First Time Game Master
"you make another bad pun like that, and i'll give your paladin the plague." the tiger said while trying to suppress his laughter. "whatever. you guys just don't appreciate true comedic genius."
Digimon Defenders Side Chapter 4 Part 1
"...pussied out," gabu finished agu's sentence, then winced as the dinosaur cuffed his head for the bad pun. "...seriously, we're gonna have to have a talk with that girl. she's got some issues," agu sighed...
Changing the Rules
"bad puns kill kits," said victor, landing a special move on peach's head. "that means you're next?" "apparently not, seems you forgot how to play," said victor, pounding miles' damage percentage above 150.
Turbulence in Transit
I'd hit you with the 'bad pun bat' if i could..." he said with a wink, "but i'm sure i can think of a substitute punishment."