Dave the Desextive: The Setup
Dave could hear the driving beat of the music inside the club from across the street. The building itself looked nondescript from the sidewalk, but as he walked around to the side he saw a side door with a neon sign above it that read "AMPLITUDE" in...
Dave the Desextive: Fore(play)rensics
"So you couldn't find any evidence of anyone else being there? And you have no idea who used the dildo?" Warren asked. "Yeah," Dave said with bright red cheeks. He took a sip of the smoothie. "It's the weirdest thing. It's like he was being fucked by...
Salvage Mission Gone Wrong
snow spent most of the time exploring the ship and checking logs and gathering information on the missing crew before he decided to return to turbo.
Dave the Desextive: A Deal's a Deal
Dave turned the handle to the employee break room and pushed. The familiar sights and smells came over him once more. The spare furniture, the old fridge, the cramped table littered with newspapers... He tried not to think about how this might be the...
Fealty: Statecraft
"How much longer until we reach the capital?" Pachacutec asked excitedly. The jaguar sighed. This was only the thousandth time the tayra had asked such a question. "Still several weeks," he said, "depending on how the rest of the recruiting campaign...
Fealty: Trade (1/2)
"You seem quiet this morning, Pachacutec. What is on your mind?" The tayra shrugged and looked around the countryside. They were on top of a mound and could see the endless jungle stretch out as far as the eye could see, rising and falling over the...
Fealty: Conflict
The emperor watched his soldiers milling about in the falling light. They had made good progress toward their next destination. The town two days ahead of them had a sizeable population, and with luck the recruiting would be good. He was getting ever...
Fealty: Trade (2/2)
"Then take me." The tayra strode toward the snake. He untied his blue loincloth and let it fall to the floor. The emperor watched helplessly as Pacha went up and kissed Sayani on the lips. "Oh, excellent," the anaconda crooned. His tail reached up...
Fealty: State Secrets
An hour later, Pacha stumbled through the flap of the emperor's tent and collapsed to the ground. The caiman and cougar honor guards rushed in after him. "Pacha!" the emperor cried. He raced to the tayra's side and helped him to the bed. The inside...
Fighting the Food Chain
©jessica snow; custom prose 2020 - this commission was paid for. judy hopps confronts her school bully, gideon grey who pushes her friends around for the last time. instead, gideon decides to make push come to shove.
Pound Puppies
Lisa Simpson checks her smartphone, tapping little check boxes in a to-do list she created for herself. Looking up from her phone, she checks the room number to make sure she's arrived at the correct place. The address matches up - room 308; Lisa...
Attention: Detention!
"Zis is ze last time I am going to warn you, Buster," Pepe Le Pew says rather annoyed at the blue bunny in the back of the classroom, "If you continue to screw around in my class, you will have to stay after ze bell rings! Wouldn't you rather...