Jack has a Thing For King
And then, in the middle of our wonderful family reunion, being the lovable douche that i am sometimes, i literally pulled the mistletoe right out of my ass and dangled it over our heads.
Alcohol, the great equalizer
If he wasn't such a douche i would actually find him attractive. his pants hung down low, boxers hanging out for the world to see. the red plaid pattern drawing the eye up to his perfectly shaped ass.
Home Movies (Chapter 3) [The SEX.]
Was kind of hoping maki wouldn't be a douche and call us while she was down, but that's maki for you." "oh, c'mon," gus chuckled. "we really gotta rush?"
Luca's Story Ch. 15
I've been a douche, and i just didn't know how to apologize to you." "well you had a month of consideration, zee, and you wait until you know i'm dating another guy to say even one word to me? why the hell should i forgive you." "luca, i love you.
Rifledrake: Bent Over, Blood-Spattered
douching herself, front and back, was less pleasant. she would still walk funny for a while. but it rinsed her clean, even if the wolf might have already knocked her up.
It's Always Sunny in Liberty City - The Gang Meets Jesus
But if you don't, you're probably an aging hippy douche who can't come to terms with his mortality and thus can't find any enjoyment in life and thus feels that everyone else should be as miserable as you. ^^ 8:30 a.m.
The first date.
This one still stinks of this douche bag!" tootsie frowned and put her hands on her hips as she glared at ruby. the bunny huffed and shook her head. " oh please. this is my aparment to.
That last semester....why me?
What if he ends up blowing up at us, i've seen him tremble in anger when that douche bag ryan pushed him over the edge from 4 years of picking on him. ryan ended up with a broken wrist and a busted nose. i don't want our friend to do that to us."
Tied in a Knot
The douche finally burst. tim shook his head. "pff. isn't that the biggest load of shit i heard?" "may be," the geek intervened after being silent throughout the whole conversation. "yet there's only one way to find out.
Champion's Reward
He always wore a pair of shorts with some hoodie, which proved he was a douche from going out in ninety degree weather like that. "um, no. you're not. sorry, but i'm the best in the underground bitch."
Roomate
Thanks god you are finally quiet" he said"i will thank god when you stop being a douche" i said silently"what was that?" he said "nothing" i saidhe wasn't going to ruin the day so i simply reseted my mood as if i just met him."
Campus Grounds Chapter Four
Frat boys are douches." the kangaroo then started to drag his feet as he walked up the steps to the front door. bronze letters shone brightly over the top of the porches archway with the letters b?k.