Catching Up
Oh yeah, dick measuring contest was the best idea ever. "you-you wish! i make horses jealous!" "pft, prove it stubby!" the dusky grabbed his own shaft, squeezing it for emphasis.
Pathfinder Ch 6
"as much as we would all enjoy another dick measuring contest between you two, how about we save it for after our business is done?" said kai. "besides, i don't want either of you leaving holes in my ship. again."
The Adventures of Captain Nevos
You lost the fight, you lost the dick measuring contest, now what should we do?" "i'll show you a sore loser."
Chapter 54 The Price of Freedom
"alright, let's bring in the dick measuring contest," porter muttered under her breath. "if the girl's not voting," said crawley loudly, "that means we win. the creatures die." brooke frowned. "what? no!"
Adzi and the Dragon Chapter One: Riea
Adzi spoke up, slightly nauseated from the bizarre dick measuring contest. "am i in that much trouble?" bill fixed one eye on adzi. "shit, you mean?" "um. yes?" the first guard started smiling menacingly. "not until she eats you!"
Generous Lover, a Don x Mikey oneshot
"oh, they're _way_ too busy with their _endless_ dick measuring contest, to ask _me_ to spend some time with them, dude..." mikey murmured in response.
Encore
Anyway the two of you start getting horny and you challenge each other to a dick measuring contest. clothes come off, shoes, shirts, pants and finally underwear an you measure.
Bracers Of Greed: Male Order
Without getting in an actual dick measuring contest it was hard to say for sure, but he did seem a bit longer than i was now. before i could really think about that, rod just...disappeared.
Leviathan 12: Speak Your Word
You know how execs are, it's all one big dick-measuring contest. besides i doubt these moby dick weebs will even show up, if they do, not like they'll have tickets, so let 'em protest all they want." she chuckles.
Space Flirt
Part of me wanted to smirk at that thought, the rest of the guys in the squad in a measuring contest. "yea, lemme get a microscope out so i can see what you shrimps are like out of your wrappers," i countered. lucky ducked down a little at that.
Why Are There Two of Them?!
A dick-measuring contest would have been easier; at least that way they could have just slapped their equipment down and been done with it.
Shalastra's Light Part 1
"i might be, if this was a claw size measuring contest, but as scholars are well aware of, not all fights are won with teeth and claws." her warm pads fell upon the top of his paw, gently directing it back to the ground. "they're..."