Cock or Cloaca

With a 'yoink' and a tug, he pulled the hawk's pants right off of him, leaving them in a wrinkled pile around his ankles. and...well, what he saw wasn't what he expected. lucas blushed. "i, uh...i have a...a cloaca...not a cock." "huh.

, , , , , , ,

Luke vs Tsume. A battle of Speed vs. Dexterity

Luke suddenly felt something whip around his ankles and yoink his feet out from under him.

, , , , , ,

Over His Head?

A pity that you don't have any understanding of quality, drakina, it truly -" "yoink!" "eeep!"

, , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Closer than Brothers

"yoink," i said, and hooked my bound paws over his head, pulling him nose-to-nose against me. "you're bad at this." "but i--" i melded my paw through the rope with a bit of magic, working it free, and tapped his nose.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

The Hotel Employees of the Future 11

She blinked as she was yoinked out of traffic, barely avoiding getting hit by a hauler-drone swarm.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Army of Shadows: Prologue

"what did you just-" "yoink!" i yelled as jumped up from my seat and slipped right in between my fuming parents. "you get back here!"

, , , , ,

Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 3

The dragon gave them directions for the few other constructed areas that were accessible to them and rave yoinked the 'still deep in thought and memories' anar out of the room with suggestions of coffee. the cafeteria was indeed huge as promised.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Childlike Joy

Now available on teepublic childlike joy by calexthenneko "yoink!" aurum smiled as he picked up the small orange kitten that had been napping on an open windowsill. "ugh er what?"

, , , ,

The Lion's Police Problems

What he did know was that the two bastards behind him had yoinked his guitar from the alley wall while he was getting his ass eaten out by one of his fans and fucking another, and now, he was cuffed and held down against the hood of the cop car.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Alphys Höek CHAPTER 3

"yoink!" alphys whispered, grabbing asgore's complimentary five-dollar bill off of the floor, pocketing it and bolting out of there before asgore could wake up and hug her.

, , ,

Digimon House

Katelyn: yoink! -steals microphone- bwhahahaha! -runs away- sara: -chases katelyn- nooo! tis my shiny! let's ignore our two obviously insane hosts/writers, and get on to our first date.

, , ,

Coons At A Con

Justin get's dragged out of the frame but returns just long enough to speak two words then click off the webcam before being forcibly yoinked out again, "end transmission!"

, , , ,