New Property (1/3)
Gered closed his eyes and facepalmed. "woah woah woah, calm down seth! you're getting the new carpets all wet," his mother said, grabbing the frightened boy. "did you make the water too hot or something?" gered sneered. "no!"
Office affair
I facepalmed, i couldn't tell if i should cry or laugh. i just agreed to have sex with my boss. this was fucking rich. what do i do? do i tell him? cancel? how would i even break it to him? what if he fires me because of this? think sato think.
M Ninetails x F Alolan Ninetails
Ember facepalmed. "dammit i was careless" ember said, cursing himself. "hey, at least we know how we feel about each other. so shall we make a toast now that we know we love each other as more than stepsiblings?"
Alphys' Modern Life: Camera Shy (Part 2)
Undyne sighed, facepalming at papyrus' incredible ignorance and (to an extent) stupidity. "alright, i've got one side of this accursed thing, now grab the other!"
The bar
He sighed a loud sigh and facepalmed "are.you.a pokephilie?" he asked in a whisper. "no." i lied "you sure? i'd totally bang a few pokémon here and there." he said, and my mouth dropped. he's good.
Martha Speak! Episode 2: Consent
T.d. facepalms. “oh, yeah, that video has been getting around at school.” “helen then said that the man was in love with his dog and that it was wrong because dogs can’t consent.” “alright, i think i get it. so, what do you want to know?”
Thieves of the Magic Heart
He proclaimed as the kobolds facepalmed and amethyst dropped her head. “sure," said amethyst in a sardonic manner. “what could go wrong?" “you think you girls can go get some tiamat scales down at the market?"
Into the inferno 3 (ITI III) AOE/splash damage
Merlin sighed with a soft facepalm. 'but just her and haley. the others go away, alright?' alex nodded, to the disappointment of the others. haley grinned and moved to his side, feeling a victory of sorts. 'sorry girls.'
Why Pikachu refused to evolve?
.** ** ash facepalmed, this was his fifth defeat for this week.** **rika's smile broadened and his eyes twinkled humorously.** ** "your pika can
The Great Swap
The worker facepalmed seeing emily already destroy one of the beams. while it didn't cause the entire building to collapse, it bent into a strange v shape. "just... just put me on your back and do what i tell you."
Ingress: Vacation 4
Lionel facepalmed. "like... you know. marriage band or whatever you silly ponies have." "i don't want to marry you!" rainbow dash said, aghast. "it's a figure of speech!" lionel said, exasperated. "well figure this!"
To Gain a Pokemon...To Lose Your Heart; Double Reduxed!
"i'm greg." he said, extending his hand towards her for a handshake, and then tugging it back, mentally facepalming at his stupidity. there was no way she could see him extending his hand.