The Love of Toys 2

That sort of pissing contest never ended well for anyone. jane shook her head. “look. you’ve been great. i’m going to take your word on this, particularly since there’s no way that anyone could hide in here. but you know the rules.

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Akin to Change.rtf

The last thing michael remembered was getting into a pissing contest with his cousin. literally getting into a pissing contest in the sand. one beer had become six as the night took its course.

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Tales Of The Crew (U.S.S. Discovery, NCC-91301): Poker Night

M'rerra found it hard to break herself out of her annoyance at logan and elisa's pissing contest. it was pointless and counter-productive to their relationship as officers.

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Veemon's Lessons in Pleasure

"i'll just see what my buddy veemon wants to do since i won him a pissing contest!" "clean me." "with what? water? soap?" daisuke pointed around. "your tongue," the digimon answered, loud enough for everyone to hear. "picky one, aren't ya? alright.

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Dog Gone (17)

"please don't make this into some kind of whos dick is bigger pissing contest." i stepped between them eyeing biscuit down before turning towards the other dog. "tell me one thing, please. do you or do you not know someone named douglas coldsteen."

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Water Level

They continued on with this right into a pissing contest the first to dribble was the first to loose.

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Ol One Eye

I actually hated being with my friends because it always seemed like what they call a pissing contest. who could buy the most expensive things, who was better than everyone else. it was tough to stomach.

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Home for some Holidays Chapter 3

\>synchronised urge to piss? \> “dwayne.” one of them, a doberman, greets. \> “mick.” you nod back then look to the rest of them. \> “synchronised pissing contest?” you ask with a smirk. \> “something like that.”

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Beatrice Santello Part 2 - #21

We had a pissing contest." “ew! really?" “yeah! i lost though. but to be fair, he did have a good four-inch head start." “well still. so… if you had one…" “who says i don't?" mae said, pouting as she lounged back against bea's chest in the bath.

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A Patient Death 07: King and Country

._ breeze couldn't get caught up in some pissing contest between kings and emperors. that wasn't his lot in life, his lot was to... what? to crush skulls, make orphans, over and over some more, until the man infamous for surviving _finally_ died?

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Growing Pains

Thinking back to being that age himself, he remembered certain games he'd play with the other boys, getting in literal pissing contests, and he wondered if theo was doing the same thing...maybe practicing? but something didn't add up.

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African Beauty

That meant comparing muscles while they brushed teeth together, having a pissing contest inside the only wc in the bathroom, and getting dressed while testing new and exciting nude poses. life for a model was simple, really.

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