Wonderland Ch. I-Heart to Heart

"i've had countless bad dates. but then, for some reason, i agreed to a date with you, having only 'known' you for about a day. and for the first time in years, i wasn't scared.

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A Night In

bad date?" the tiger asked as he looked up to see the shark he shared the rent with staring at him. kyle was a great white, which gave his face a somewhat chunky and cute appearance. which matched his belly and general form.

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BLUE VIXEN RAAAEEEPP!!! :D

I had this one really...really...bad date with this one girl, and she had more kinks than a canadian garden hose." arctic furrowed his brow in confusion and asked, "why do canadian garden hoses have more kinks than american ones? ugh, never mind.

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My Roommate's A Stripper?! Ch. 13

He knew he could never get away with the things he really wanted to do, and everything else he came up with seemed like the usual cliche, bad date material. so now he was stuck with nothing.

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Sergei and Claude

I had a bad date last night. i'd been dating dr paulie christopher for the last six months, and i thought things were getting serious with him. i asked him how he felt about bonding last night. only to be told he had no intention of ever settling down.

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Link in the Chain

"i dunno if i've ever been on a bad date. i mean, a really bad date, you know? but there was one time..." mike raised his eyebrows, eating in silence as samson spoke. "so, uh... you ever, hrm, you ever dated a slowpoke?"

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Story Commission: Mr. Brown X Mukiro (Kitt)

On the other end of the line roger grinned at the notion that his fancy-smacy friend was actually worried about a bad date. "now if that ain't the cutest thing you've ever asked of me." "roger..." orson growled in warning.

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A Tokyo Bear Part 2

And i tell him a few bad date stories of my own.. "i have to be careful, since my name is rather famous, and most know i am the son of the head of funari corporation and that i have money" i say laughing.

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Speak For Yourself!

"i've my fair share of bad dates too." the dingo sighed and scrubbed his face. "but why?

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Chapter 8 The Other End of the Spectrum

D, try to console your owner about their bad date while giving lewd hints that you are there for them? e, do you kneel by the bed say nothing and wait for their command, while showing visually you are there for hem but not verbally?

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Rayner's Way: Chapter 14 - Summer Sendoff

"yeah, my parents don't know about me," lilith whispered, "and i'd prefer it stay that way for now, but that means going on a bunch of bad dates." "that sucks," gab whispered.

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Dragon Ranch: Three's a Crowd

It's not my fault if you run in here tomorrow waving this thing around and screaming like you got fisted by king kong on a bad date." kyle rolled his eyes. "i'll be fine... because it. is. not. for. me."

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