The Unsung Hero: ~Chapter One~

To see something like the school's biggest bullies take down the schools biggest douche bag makes my day. all three of them will see the wrath of the school officials and their parents.

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A Different World

That hurt, but i had to just block that out for now and get the hell away from this douche bag. i felt more like a whore now, just coming in and leaving just as quickly. i was completely bare ass naked. i felt even worse about it now.

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How Sandy Met Robbie - Part 4

"you're such a douche bag." the two boys continued trading insults as they walked next door to the clothing store that their mothers were shopping at.

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Making Friends Part 3

Your parents sound like real douche bags. i don't get how anyone could just cast their children away like garbage. i'm glad you're here instead of living with that crap. i wouldn't turn down a friend.

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Amber Silverblood: Silverpack, Chapter Thirty Four

#38 of amber silverblood: silverpack hendricks, the demon lord of douche bags, has returned-- and he's right outside amber's door! what does he want that's so important that he would come himself? more importantly, how is amber going to get out of it?

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Soul Stalkers - 04

A snotty blond girl turned her nose up at a less popular boy then turned her interest to a muscle bound douche-bag. preppy posturing attracted preppy attention in a jungle of vanity used to cover insecurities.

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David's Start of a New Adventure (Ch.8 - Awww So Close! xD)

'if i ever see that douche bag again, i swear to god i'll slit his fucking throat, burn his corpse, and then piss on the ashes.' david thought. okay, he was aware that he over exaggerated that thought, but he can't help it.

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Rant's beginning

"douche bag..." -----------------------------------------------

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kurt: a new girlfriend

Kurt's sword was stuck the douche bag's body when he tried to get it out then he felt a sword stab him "hahahaha didn't i say you would have died." the horse gloated.

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The voice of reason - Ch 7 - Who can say where the road goes...

How come i always associate that word with a douche bag? i had a lot of trouble to keep my laughter in whenever she called me that. i know that it means something different and whenever she said it, she meant it well but...

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Earth's New Masters Chapter 26 Gofer's Tale Part 2 Royally Screwed

Sometimes fred is such a douche bag." i had no idea what a douche bag was but it didn't sound like a compliment. when we were alone together ralph sometimes treated me like i was almost a human.

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That last semester....why me?

What if he ends up blowing up at us, i've seen him tremble in anger when that douche bag ryan pushed him over the edge from 4 years of picking on him. ryan ended up with a broken wrist and a busted nose. i don't want our friend to do that to us."

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