To The Middle Man
Where do i find this fucking douche-bag?" gerald said, listening to the wolf's pants jiggle as he attempted to move with a wince. "oh god, that knot feels huge." mr.
A Different World
That hurt, but i had to just block that out for now and get the hell away from this douche bag. i felt more like a whore now, just coming in and leaving just as quickly. i was completely bare ass naked. i felt even worse about it now.
Amber Silverblood: Silverpack, Chapter Thirty Four
#38 of amber silverblood: silverpack hendricks, the demon lord of douche bags, has returned-- and he's right outside amber's door! what does he want that's so important that he would come himself? more importantly, how is amber going to get out of it?
Making Friends Part 3
Your parents sound like real douche bags. i don't get how anyone could just cast their children away like garbage. i'm glad you're here instead of living with that crap. i wouldn't turn down a friend.
How Sandy Met Robbie - Part 4
"you're such a douche bag." the two boys continued trading insults as they walked next door to the clothing store that their mothers were shopping at.
Soul Stalkers - 04
A snotty blond girl turned her nose up at a less popular boy then turned her interest to a muscle bound douche-bag. preppy posturing attracted preppy attention in a jungle of vanity used to cover insecurities.
kurt: a new girlfriend
Kurt's sword was stuck the douche bag's body when he tried to get it out then he felt a sword stab him "hahahaha didn't i say you would have died." the horse gloated.
David's Start of a New Adventure (Ch.8 - Awww So Close! xD)
'if i ever see that douche bag again, i swear to god i'll slit his fucking throat, burn his corpse, and then piss on the ashes.' david thought. okay, he was aware that he over exaggerated that thought, but he can't help it.
Rant's beginning
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Earth's New Masters Chapter 26 Gofer's Tale Part 2 Royally Screwed
Sometimes fred is such a douche bag." i had no idea what a douche bag was but it didn't sound like a compliment. when we were alone together ralph sometimes treated me like i was almost a human.
The voice of reason - Ch 7 - Who can say where the road goes...
How come i always associate that word with a douche bag? i had a lot of trouble to keep my laughter in whenever she called me that. i know that it means something different and whenever she said it, she meant it well but...
The first date.
This one still stinks of this douche bag!" tootsie frowned and put her hands on her hips as she glared at ruby. the bunny huffed and shook her head. " oh please. this is my aparment to.