The Boy and the Bodyguard

“oi, don’t lick it, you muppet,” snipe grumbled. “that’s just gonna make it worse.” he reached into the chest pocket of his suit, pulling out his pocket square. carefully, he pressed it to corey’s mouth. “it doesn’t look too bad.

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Pokephilia Story - A Lizard that Bears no Shame (Rose's Tale P. 3)

Why can't cross muppets like him leave people alone to do what they want?" "because they don't understand, dante," said lance as he took a bite of spaghetti. "in their eyes, this is something that is highly taboo.

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Hunter Hunted Chapter 27

Who was standing there holding a string of dead lizards in a stunned silence, then she looked at her forlorn brother who sat on the bed in a stupor, "well don't just sit there like a pauking muppet go after her!"

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Alien abduction

Her facial-features aren't proportioned correctly... and the art style i used makes her look like a muppet.

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The Guardian of the Forest.

Now, i'm still stuck with six stupid muppets. believe me, when i'm done with you, you better had prayed you never failed me!'' he said this in such a calm matter; it sent shivers through their spines.

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Alias' Adventure - Chapter 12

"weretiger, his dad got knocked out cold by those four muppets and the pair of them are on the run from something." i point at the goons i'd knocked out. "uh huh, so the kid's a tiger huh? they're rare around.

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Call it Greed

You hit the remote one more time and saw muppet treasure island. seeing man and puppet dig into the sand showed a simple solution. it could only be done in the middle of some big nowhere. you'd need to buy a shovel, of course.

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Beasts of Barlow Road 6 (Rough Draft)

Sasha looked at him like he had went insane whispering the name of an ice cream sandwich into a muppet phone. there was a brief pause before he pulled out a notepad and pen. "i need you to relay this straight to mississauga.

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HATSSSSS Chapter Forty

Some technical jargon here, a reference to muppets there, and most people got the gist of the magical machination that was missy. “so she’s like a super make-up wizard. the best of the best?” a nearing forties man said.

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Bronwyn: Everyday Hurts

"serves you right, you muppet." how quickly she fell back into her teasing, tormenting ways, "now, let's get on with this count. when we're done, ape-boy, you and the cow are going to go have a little chat." "yes boss." arthur grumbled.

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Great Idea or Stupid? Hard to Tell...

They had been watching the muppets earlier when collie stevens sang a more innocently titled song expressing much the same sentiment. yuri had always been good at pulling jokes out of nowhere while connecting them to recent events.

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