The Seeker, Chapter 35
Not since mars got in a pissing contest with dis!" "what, what is it mistress!?" i hissed, craning my neck and trying to look over her wings. "it's a general mobilization of all hell's legions!
Possum Prison Pussy - Part 10
The two were in the strangest pissing contest the possum had ever seen, both fucking him and saying they weren’t gay even though he was a cunt boy. but fuck if it wasn’t amazing!
(Commission) Pony Pets 2: Welcome Diversions
Here went yet another pointless pissing contest before the week began, jon mused. it couldn't have been more of a circle-jerk if the holograms of his colleagues had reached under the table and actually started jerking each other off.
467 Simple Pit Trap
She remembers with pride the pissing contest that she won, wolves staring enviously at her pussy as she beat them cold on both height and distance from a standing start.
Chapter XII: Eclipse's Corona
_it's like they're having a pissing contest... but with clothes!_ "you know, we haven't gotten you any clothes yet, hunter," elena said, smiling brightly but her eyes revealed she sensed his distress. "of course!"
Confessions
I lost a pissing contest to you—if that isn't a gesture of trust, then i don't know what is!" reuben offered a sideways glance. “what's your favorite memory of us?" “favorite?" edon gave a fair minute to think. “jeez, there's a bunch of good memories.
Following Up
“this ain’t a pissing contest on who’s had it _worse_, korban,” he stated, coming to stand in front of the husky. “no one, and i do mean _no one_ here, doubts that you’ve had it hard.
Truth or Dare Chapter 4: Dare
For her part debania played her end well and deamos had been able to get her released into his 'custody' but not without getting into a pissing contest with the stations security chief.
A Territorial Matter of Pride 01 - A Warrior's Touch
Neither the endarian tribes nor the yelfritian packs wanted to concede the island despite its inherent flaws and utter lack of value to either race, but one good thing that came from the territorial pissing contest was that they had slowly morphed
Pokephilia Story (NSFW) - The Cat that Loves to Fight Ch. 2 (Natasha Pt. 2)
We marines never- " the marine and army soldiers continued yelling at each other, with the shouting match soon turning into a pissing contest to see who was in the more renowned service.
Virtually Real Part 39: Reassignment
If you're looking for a pissing contest my dragon will win." "your dragon?" she snarled. "yes, my dragon, my husband, or my mate. however you want to put it." "is that why you removed your telegem? so i wouldn't know?"
Vivian's New Pet, A Tale of Erotic Horror
But she was quite content to remain at her palatial estate and indulge her sexual desires and fantasies, having no desire to get involved in pissing contests with other witches or sorcerer's.