The Vessel is not a joke
"i'm tired of being a damn joke!" he pitched the right shoe perfectly into the darkness. though it was hard to see, that shoe had the perfect spiral as it glided through a large thicket of unruly brush.
“Odd-Ass Podcast” =D
Disclaimer: its all joking it's a dark humor comedy podcast, so if u like stuff like sleepycabin, give us a like & listen ;) we don't really mention furry stuff, but i'm a fur enthusiast =d so yeah lol we also have a facebook page =) we take
2+2+2=7
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. **Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,** **how many will you...
The Lusty Argonian Maid v2 - The Untold Story
The Lusty Argonian Maid Act VII, Scene II, continued, The untold story. Lifts-Her-Tail: _My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?_ Crantius Colto: _This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise._ ...
The Adventures of Peter Gray chapter 10: April Fool's Day
"i was trying to pull a joke on a...certain somebody...and it backfired on me." mrs.
A combat of Spears
[I]Come closer! Come closer! And let me regale you with the tales of Uldrich the Proud! A hero, a former noble, a lord! He had everything in his life… But humility was not his strongest bent. He was from the cold north, from a land...
Snapshot: Wolf and Fox 2
They wanted new flooring and they wanted wood. The fox had gone to the store to start looking while the wolf was at work. Not knowing what to choose, he took a picture of an oak and cedar samples and sent it with the text "Hardwood or Softwood?" He...
Eden Garter, Dragon Anomaly, ch. 20
Chapter 20 - Feelings and Side Work _10:24 AM September 10, 2002_ ~Eden~ The jobs were quite simplistic. However, there was one that caught Eden's eye, and it paid somewhat more handsomely than the others. He supposed this would be a good at time as...
Lost Paradise
#4 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood kazy continues are journey in the afterlife the four jokes to be read are independent; -scam in hell -lost paradise -the gold of paradise -crossed the desert reading in the timeline give
A Fishing Trip
In spite of his joking rate quite impressive, i succeeded to remember some of them i wouldn't want to. this one:_ "with a guy like you, she can't get bored." _or this one:_ "as a result, when will introduce her to your parents?"
Unwrapping
"is that joke ever going to get old? well, to you, at least." he grinned, tufted ears standing straight up from his head. he flopped on to the large sofa beside the corgi, splaying out as if he did not have the energy left to move even a single muscle.
I know your secret John Rain
I was a security guard in the local zoo because I had lost my job and I needed money for living. So I accepted this night time job. Not just for the money if you ask me. It had advantages like I had access to animals. Because I was into animals to it...