Two Rich

He called him archy because at some point someone had made a bad joke referencing his name to noah's ark. for a while fred teasingly called him ark, and eventually the nickname archy stuck.

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What Tigers Dream Of - Chap. 6

"th-this isn't some bad joke is it?" tj said hoping with all of his heart that the tiger would say no. "of course not dude." slater began. "that was the first kiss i've ever had where i actually felt something."

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A Few Moments More

She stuck out her tongue at her own bad joke, pulling shampoo and soap off the shelf. they were of neutral scent, so he wouldn't smell flowery afterwards. hopefully her father wouldn't notice they smelled of the same soap.

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Changing Stripes

You will always be my good buddy who i enjoy drinking out with and telling bad jokes at the bar. “hey," zoe snapped, turning to glare at him, “they were not all bad jokes," she said in defence.

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Cowboy: Part 1

My charms worked on them and they quickly got up and checked; probably just to humour my bad joke. i stood up, and left for the bathroom.

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Hidden Tiger 2 / Hidden Agenda

By which i mean, i wink at it from across the room before going back to bad jokes, indecisive protagonists, and talk about computers._ ... -\_-;

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Zoorama Issue 1

Is this some sort of really bad joke, or something?" enraged, the goat on the other end shrieked into the transmitter, "cut the transmission, now!"

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Domino Falls Again

"just a bad joke." "good. you know when a sense of humor has no place." "you said no jokes, mistress. prey must not question predators, if they have any desire to live." the dalmatian nodded.

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Lick or Treat

"that sounds like the kind of bad joke i'd make, too..." "guess i just had your mouth too busy," desmond sneered. just like that, he made to pull up and off of pix.

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Lemme Rock Smash

Obligatory content warning: this story contains sexual acts between two males, size difference, rough sex, rape, and bad jokes. also, don't forget to vote in the running sequel poll! https://www.sofurry.com/view/1513793 is the place!

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A New Life Ch.4

Meet the new master and daily routine kyo stood near the window stunned as his master slowly walked up to him with a huge grin. ‘this has to be a bad joke, it can't be the same wolf from the auction.'

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