21 Treasure
Don't be absurd." the dragon snorted in disgust. "you've taxed the life out of your citizens and your kingdom is in near ruin. your guards did not see fit to even try stop me. they're wise, king.
Rabbit Heart Pt. 1 - Ch. 5
The thought was absurd, but hey, i was six. nothing was really all that absurd to a six-year-old with no preconceived notions.
Horny Lockers
We joked back and forth about the absurd situation we were in, discussing interests, maybe flirting some. this guy got me. he was a bit of a weirdo, but so was i sometimes.
Bad Girls Just Want to Have Fun
The stunky girl always felt she probably should have been a boy instead, something i always thought absurd with how pretty i found her as a girl. of course, i was the one with the boyish figure.
Slave to Karma (day two)
Slave to karma (day 2) at first, as i rise, i equate yesterday's strangeness to the absurdity of a dream. i yawn, lifting a hand to rub my eyes. soft cloth connects, not skin. i look at my hoof-nailed hands in shock.
The Journey of the Dark Crystal: Chapter 2
Maybe it's kinda absurd, but...you're a member of the dark sentinel now." "what?!"
Wonder Treatment
Her sexlips was absurdly puffy and engorged, grinding together whenever she moved. sarah gasped in delight as she felt herself up, sliding a finger into her soaked cunt and shuddering as she discovered that her whole fist fit up there!
The Power of Idols
In other words there's going to be a catalogue of absurd shiz flowing in for a while as i work to spark the drive i need to complete supernova. sorry it's taking so long but i just felt like my ideas for it were inadequate.
Chapter 10 Two Dogs Over a Bone
"don't be absurd, you self-absorbed, stuffed-shirt --" "calm down, darling cousin, i'm teasing," dick said. his lips spread in the slow smile he used when he wanted something desperately.
Trouser Slug (Part 1)
Philip looked tired, standing in a stained t-shirt and very baggy jeans, but he had an absurd grin on his face. "phil! where the hell have you been man? i aint seen you for weeks!" markus exclaimed, feeling relieved.
Enorad Trade on FA
This last fleeting and absurd hope was dashed and twisted when the mouse jumped up and up. her massive form torpedoing into the void and off the world below her feet.
All Things Quiet And Sweet 10 - Chiaroscuro
It was an absurd idea, but then again, they were nanos, they had all sorts of potential that he had no idea of. _no...they can't do that...can they?