Becoming the Good Boy You Were Always Meant To Be

He had smoked the devil's lettuce, drunk heavily, spoken his lord's name in vain, pleasured himself and lived a life of unruly sin; he felt utterly ashamed that his mind could even muster such an alternate world for himself. "pastor?"

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All You Can Eat

They cook you whole, and then they take you out to the dining area and you get to sit on a bunch of really comfy lettuce. it feels nice 'n cool on your cooked butt.

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Glitch in the Neurotic Matrix

Going out to buy milk or lettuce was nothing. one day, after visiting the marketplace, i walked into the café bag in paw only to be bombarded with questions after questions.

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NEW BEGINNING

Crysteen asked, sniffing the plate cautiously, which comprised of carrots, lettuce, apples, tomatoes and something that looked like straw. "well in all of equestria, there have only been boy and girl ponies." he watched her face of disdain.

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More Dessert?

Aladar grunted and let his thick, pink tongue slurp a head of lettuce out of his teeth, paws gently shoving the used equipment aside in a clanging tumble, "mmm, they worried i'm getting fat off your human food?"

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God's Kitchen (Live Cooking/Vore)

His golden skin crackled on the large lettuce leaf where he lay next to a cup of sauce that matched his blood in deep color. his little tail slowly lifted then fell flat against the plate it a lifeless plop. it would no longer move any more.

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Don't Trust The Classifeds

He munched on the lettuce, his bites getting slower and slower. "maybe i'm just getting full." he told himself, shoving the last bit of it into his mouth and making his way toward another.

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Shaking Things Up

His stomach let out a low grumble, despite its gift of lettuce so recently. the wolf averted his gaze, huffing again as he grasped his own drink to take a swig.

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Shopping with a Wolf

He was surprised when jeff put some romaine lettuce in the cart. "i can do a caesar salad tonight," jeff offered. "you're a chef after all!" "oh, shut up," jeff said with a dismissive wave.

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A Twist of Life Part 4 of ?

While she picked a strip of lettuce from her teeth, esme walked up with the sundaes in small plastic cups and a styrofoam container with peach written across the top. "here ya goes dyarlins. will thyere be anyting else for yas?" esme asked.

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A Road Rovers Vacation

She was left with a few bits of lettuce and tomato, plus plenty of of oil, on her naked torso. the young vixen then said something in german, and blitz leanded forward to lick her all over.

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Five Nights at Freddy's: The Mutant Bowl of Salad

He had bought a home-made salad from home, which consisted of cucumbers, lettuce, tomatoes, and a few other bits. grayson worked at a nuclear power plant, and was also a pretty stupid person.

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