Celetia put up an ad on the naughty ponies site, it was just a simple advert to get ponies to meet her and the advert went like this,
"ponies interested in filling a needy mare with there cum must have a picture of there balls if you are up to my liking then
Big Balls, Cum Inflation, M/F, MLP, Mare, My Little Pony, Princess, Princess Luna, Princess celetia, Princesses, Sex, Stallion, shire
He sipped his cola without irony, fully aware that he looked like an advert for a certain well-known brand of fizzy drink, and then put it to one side.
BDSM, Female, Fox, Male, Polar Bear
The ad was answered sooner than expected. millie got a call and it was from their boss, blitz. "what is it, boss? it's our day off."
"yeah, no shit. i'm calling about the ad.
Anal, Blitzo, Cuck, Cuckolding, Cum, Domination, Gay, Helluva Boss, Humilation, Imp, M/F, M/M, Millie, Mouth Fucking, Moxie, Multiple Orgasms, Oral, Rough Sex, Rule 34, Straight, Vaginal, collin, cum inside, hellhound, vortex
Little does he know that the pair themselves respond to his ad, and become fast 'friends'.
**"the ad"**
the community college didn't dismiss classes like my high school did.
Anal, Gay, Great Dane, Husky, Male, Male/Male/Male, Oral, Sex, Virgin, Wolf
She pulled her ad back out from the pocket, and shivered a little in wait.
ABDL, Ball Biting, Blackmail, Bonnie Hopps, Bunny, CBT, Cock Biting, Cock ball torture, DL, Diaper, Diaper usage, Diapers, Domination, Facesitting, Femdom, Fox, Gideon Grey, Judy Hopps, Karma, M/F/F, NSFW, Revenge, Zootopia, messing, mother/daughter
On it was an advertisement:
_wanted: powerful warriors of any and every class to partake in a long term quest for his royal majesty, the good king serarus.
Fantasy, Medieval, No-Yiff, Roleplay, SFW, starter
He'd never done anything like that, and it hadn't even really been a consideration when they'd put in the ad.
Anal, Bareback, Cheating, Cuckolding, First Time, Human, Lizard, M/F, M/M, Prostitution, Reluctant, Vaginal
But instead, they ran for the money, and started perversely advertising non-anthro pets for the anthros. the advertisements ran rampant everywhere; in the shops, ships, shampoo bottles, walls, houses, furry volunteers and etc.
Destruction, Humor, Multiple Species, Realistic, Sci-Fi, Science, Science Fiction, Space, Trouble
Legitimately obtained 'level 2' commissions, but due to this individual story being won in a contest and being free of charge, the ad will be placed.
Ambiguous Gender, Author, Commission, Dramatic, Family, Female, First Person, Free, Imaginary_friend, Male, Penguin, Ronn_the_penguin, Story, Unknown, creature, fun, writing
Our hands meet ad he holds it firmly and with his strong arm pulls me right out of the bed. what do you think happens next? i trip ad land into his arms then i mutter under my breath "crap".
Love, No-Yiff, Werewolf