Bruce Finds Love
"did you hear the one about the irritated customer who had the pestering douchebag kicked out for harassment?" bang. his hopes took a bullet to the chest. his head hanging, his shoulders almost falling off him completely, he turned and shuffled away.
Jack's Tavern III
If the man it was attached to wasn't such a douchebag i would have happily serviced it, actually. but i was straight. maybe bi-curious, but not really into guys that much. no, i was straight before. i didn't know what i was at that point.
No Light to be Seen: Chapter 1
While you: the honorable and hard working citizen, just get enough of an amount to survive on that those douchebag trainers probably just use to wipe their asses with and that's only if you work really hard and are extremely lucky.
Hypnovember - Day 30: Hive Mind
He remembered well how much of a douchebag mayor glory was, doing whatever he wanted just because he was the leader of the entire organization.
Dragoness' Heat Chapter 6
Your big sis you douchebag!" ariel said as she grinned mischievously while smacking the head of his little brother repeatedly. ---- skyler opened his eyes in disbelief as he heard her said that she is his older sister.
Bad Moon Rising
"rocket-" "lylla, i've killed douchebags with scarier names than judson jakes." she grinned a little. rocket continued. "i'm sure you've heard of my recent endeavors in the guardians of the galaxy, lylla?
Happy Valentine's Day
"that douchebag cheated on you." kate blurted out in a scowl. "yeah... since sam." "and with a bitch too!" derek said a little loudly causing the others to all look at him weird. "what?" he shrugged.
Storm on the Horizon (Chap19, Book8)
Now get out of my life, douchebag." karla came up the stairs. "what the hell is going on up here?" she narrowed her eyes, glaring at joe pendleton. "wait, are _you_ the guy whose museum we raided?" conner grinned. "yes he is, karla.
Never lose hope part 3
"open the door, fucking douchebag." i shouted, 'politely'. i continued to knock, but there was no answer. without losing any more time, i turned to go back in the stairs and took my cellphone to call kyle to wait for me.
Marking the Family Tree (M/M) (Pt. 5 of Buck and Kennedy)
#5 of buck and kennedy in this exciting installment of the buck and kennedy stories, buck daly (the wolf who looks like a douchebag) goes to spend time in a cabin with hawk (everyone's favorite black wolf).
Hausfrau
Was some douchebag viral video star going to jump out from behind a bush? still, whatever it was, it was free music and felix wasn't the kind of cat to refuse that. and it's not like giving it a listen would hurt him.
James II is a Prick
"because you were a total douchebag", he said. "as i said to max, my methods are crude, but i'm trying to save your son from himself", i said. "he doesn't need saving james, just leave him be", he said.