The Simple Things. Chapter Thirteen.
Be it in the state or country there was always some douchebags out there that wanted nothing more than to pick a fight with a canine-sapient or other. and because of this most didn't trust, like or care for humans very much.
Never lose hope part 3
"open the door, fucking douchebag." i shouted, 'politely'. i continued to knock, but there was no answer. without losing any more time, i turned to go back in the stairs and took my cellphone to call kyle to wait for me.
Strife 2: Party Favors
"no savanna grass-flavored doritos for you, douchebag." "that's fine." thaine knew it was merely a bluff. "speaking of, get some meat-flavored ones for the twins.
Their First (Very rough)
Well they say it in their way, which is basically calling the other a douchebag. xd
Bri [INTRO AND BACKSTORY]
She's quite a nice girl if you're not a douchebag. given the fact that gardevoirs tend to have a sharp stare and eye-structure, bri suffers from a severe case of 'resting bitch face'.
Chapter 1: More than Friends
"god, he's such a douchebag-- uh, jamie?" paul stared at the fox, surprised. jamie had gone rigid upon hearing cole's words.
Dragon's Pride 1
"if you ever cut the binding to your maws i'll make you a douchebag for your entire life. you got me?!"
The Bigger Man Part 4
"guess again, douchebag." sarah called down from upstairs. brandon snapped his head up to look at her so fast that he almost gave himself whiplash. sarah smirked knowingly down at him. "figured it out yet?" brandon gawked silently at his sister.
Return to Vassalized Earth: An Evening Party
The regulian, lalth, was handsome, too handsome, and abel couldn’t help but be flatted by his meaningful gaze despite everything in the room pointing to him being, charitably, a douchebag.
Birth of the Set
"good luck finding anyone to put up with that douchebag! i'm the best chef you'll ever find for the price that dick is offering!" the young cat stormed off and climbed angrily into a blue suv and drove off.
Talks
An armadillo, a grade-a douchebag, straight, an idiot . . . maybe." "s-so what am i?!" "does it really matter?" he asks, pouring himself and me a cup of water. "to me!"
Senior Privileges
I was still bent over and choking, my breath slowly returning, while all four douchebags cackled. terrance chimed back in with another winner: "bent over and presenting as usual, eh, cat?"