A very ambigous Christmas
With a thud that awoke me we hit the ground hard i just mumbled like a retard.
Tummus The Twat Engine
Asked tummus 'is it cos he's a right fat cunt and he wants to make you pay for all the retarded shit you might have caused during your shift and so he wants to build a huge wall right in front of your cock and bollocks like donald fucking trump?'
Messing with the Alphabet
As she walked my direction i was too drunk and dumbfounded to do anything or say anything, i just smiled, a big retarded feeling betraying smile. unfortunately, or fortunately she saw me and returned the smile, a wonderful sexy male melting smile.
Mean Motherfucker (AKA The Dyke Vixen Story)
"it's retarded. i'm retarded. i said i wanted no strings and i'm pouring my heart out. i don't want this to turn into me explaining myself. i don't think i'm wrong, i don't want to fight-" "then lets not!"
Dirty Talk: After Hours
This is retarded. what if we get caught dude?" "relax," i tried to say comfortingly, "we've been planning this for days! you said it yourself!
A Were Camping Trip
It made a sort of retarded sense, actually. it was remote, they had gotten charles to come along not in his own vehicle. there was no trace of him being here. and of course, the campsite was apparently a dead spot of cellphone service.
Mass Retard Effect -Day 3-
#2 of mass retard effect: days of future dumbasses shephard, or sheppy needs a pc, now, it's time to get one.... but, a foe will return.... -day 3- shephard groaned as he was quik-revived by ellis. but who's ellis? "who the fuk r u?"
Make the Grade
He was trying to maintain a disjointed chat with his guild, most of the members of which he was fairly sure were away-from-keyboard at best and mildly retarded at worst. staring at the ceiling, the bear yawned. practice had been rough that morning.
The Mute - Chapter 5: Moving Day
_a smack along my face_ "...retarded!" _blackness..._ * * * time: 22:00 * * * my eyes opened, noticing smatterings of stars between the leaves. _ugh...._ my eyes widened as i remembered what happened.
Mass Retard Effect -Day 4-
Several years have passed since the last update... Several years have passed since the Master Chief got away with Shephard's computa. This is his story. "ugghhh... What happened?" Shephard said as he rose up to look around. He was in his ship. The ship...
The Internship (Commission by Anon)
retarded. disadvantaged. vulnerable. i could do whatever i wanted with her, and she won't even know that i'm doing it._ he approached her quickly, pushing into her fat folds so large as to deform around his arm.
Chapter Thirteen - Indestructable Electra!
"this is really retarded..." --end chapter thirteen.--