Collared - Chapter 14 - Daydream

The cross family men have a chip on their shoulders. they have to be the hero._ [_a chip that your father did not have._] _no, he did. that was the problem._ [_and isaac?_] _same as me. which is part of why i can't wait.

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Let Slip the Hounds of War: Part IV

Golden retrievers are like jillian from family guy. great to look at, dumber than a pile of shit. _boy does she prove it,_ _shut it you_ she gets up, that's when i see she has no top on, not even a bra, and damn do those girls jiggle.

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B&MW - Curse of the Vampire Dog

For the ending, i recently saw a video on the internet of family guy, where peter, chris, brian and stewie all drink some ipecac and throw up all over the place, so it inspired me to write a funny ending!

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Pride Chapter 2

He felt almost like a family male for a moment, but there was an artificialness to it that ruined it for him slightly.

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A Favourite Situation Chapter 16

Jeanne - i think family guy pointed it out first. 'the bible says to honor thy father and mother, it doesn't say anything about liking them.' and remember, i'm not here to judge. i'm only here to listen.

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Family History - Ch4

You and the old families guy..." "what? technically he isn't old families. he's clan. what about me and him?" "are you two an item?" steve laughed. "i'd say they looked like it, love! he was giving her the same sappy looks i give you!" "steve!

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Cost Of Laziness

"now, go on, do your duty to your family, boy." the lead clicked again and snapped against his shoulder, causing him to step away with a toss of his head. "you having problems with him?" one of the men with the jennet asked.

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The Goo of My Dreams

She did not understand familial relationships because she had no family. males and females interacted. how they were related meant nothing to her. she had no additional information on the subject to form a more prudish conclusion.

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The 'Coon for the Job

A pile of bodies appeared to be the characters of the simpson's and family guy all jumbled together, marge spit-roasted between her husband and peter griffin with bart and lisa moaning in unison in a incestual 69.

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Aiden's Story - Part 3

Time for you to meet your family, boy." i stood up on my four legs and hesitantly stepped forward, taking his hand. he helped me down onto the pavement and closed up the truck behind me. relief swept through me with my first look around.

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The Final Voyage of Captain Alva - Ch.1

The kids were gone, family men had returned to their homes, and daytime workers were getting ready to call it a night.

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Blooded

"i never pegged you for the family guy type." maxim shrugged, sheepishly. "neither did i, until cuffs mentioned tomorrow." that gave muramune pause.

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