Shanika, junge Schamanin in Ausbildung

"empfängnisbereite löwin und liebevolle ärztin in einer person, wie war nur so etwas absurd geiles überhaupt möglich?"

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Fire Back On Your Tongue

They staggered forward, mouth hanging open and tongue lolling out, absurdly long, halfway down their chest.

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Wild Fruit

absurd." "seriously? you do it every time." "exactly", she leaned forward, her sneer intensifying, "so we both understand how this is going to end. you might as well just let me eat, because you know i will eventually."

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Lowball

Enchanted balls will bounce off this height as if there were an invisible ceiling there, allowing for increasingly tricky shots to be made by skilled players, especially on hard surface arenas where the ball can be sent ricocheting up and down the field in absurd

LIttle Brother

It's so absurd to imagine that he actually lives here in this destruction. it's as if i've walked into an abandoned building, but i have to force my mind to wrap around the obvious fact that he lives here.

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Dancing Contest#2

''no time for feeling sorry for ourselves'' whispered nikkah, as he quickly thought up an absurd plan of hiding the wolf in the fridge. ''in now'' nikkah shouted in whispers to the wolf, ushering to the inside of the fridge.

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The Foxy Fiasco: A Pyrotechnic Pantaloonery

And thus, the foxy fiasco faded into history, leaving behind nothing but a few singed undies as a testament to the absurdities that can arise from a misunderstood spark.

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Lupis Culture: Battle Howls

Baseline to the pitch shift, translating to something that can be written intelligibly, then interpreting the coded words, foreign slang or parlance; ultimately to learn that the howler said "whoever gets the fewest kills buy the drinks" or something else absurdly

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Story of the Year

It was onl--" "absurd!" the dog yelled. "what would you call repeatedly setting traps on every doorway and stairwell!?"

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Joining the Rodeo

In other words there's going to be a catalogue of absurd shiz flowing in for a while as i work to spark the drive i need to complete supernova. sorry it's taking so long but i just felt like my ideas for it were inadequate.

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The Coin Toss

It took minutes for both males to come down from their respective heights, both feeling extatic, and absurdly tired at the same time.

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