the princess always keeps secrets
Oh crap!"
The Long Road Home, Chapter 4
A bunch of crap hangs off of the walls which include old paintings, photographs, strange little decorative crap and small statues that hang from a rope tie.
Draco and Lily: Double Date
"crap crap crap crap craaaaap!!!" he said disappearing into the crowd of screaming girls draco managed to get them off of him without hurting any of them and grabbed dagon's hand and pulled him back. he managed to pull him back out and yelled "run!!"
love from the office
Ladies and gentlemen i believe that i need a decent yiff story so i thought up this we have a few new characters in this we have natalia the lioness and earnest the lion my other attempts have been complete flops so im sorry about it if it's crap also stars
The plunger treatment
The large turd broke loose and smearing into his cheek, nuzzling up against his head as more steaming crap came pushing out of her tailhole.
After the “dead list” – I’m a deer
crap. i felt like crap. i rolled over onto my back and stared at my chintzy ceiling light, a few desiccated bug-carcases collected by the frosted glass just underneath the light-bulbs.
Team Smartz Ch.1 - Lucky Penny
"holeh crap that was the shortest effing thing i've ever read!!" yah well, guess what, it is one of the shortest things possible to read on this whole website. don't get your feathers in a bunch ... my later chapters will be longer ...
A Perfect Experiment
Godric opened his mouth wide, enjoying the taste of his partner's urine just as much as the taste of his crap.
Starfox - Freefall
"crap! crap crap crap! uh. . . backup igniters." he frantically flicked a few more switches. "fire!" again, nothing. "uh. . . fuel dump, overload the main engine coil."
Chapter 4: The Bonds of Past and Present
\*sigh\* as you know felpiers are kinda' crap with magic. nexis: well i knew that. ken: .... nexis: ...sorry.
A boy in girls’ clothing Ch. 1
He responded with "i know you don't want to hear all that sociology crap so i will keep it very simple.
It's Always Sunny in Liberty City - The Gang Meets Jesus
Aw451 - and holy crap, you're not bald either! ghost - yes, yes...i look a lot different now. aw451 - okay...so what are you doing here?