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Clueless chapter 20: You can't tell anyone I'm fat!

Even though it was supposed to be a joke, i just stood there in shock and let the big polar bear have his way with me like i was a gay blowup doll.

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When We're Older

Please let this have been a joke! i'll do anything! i'll do anything for it to be a joke!_ for what felt like the longest moment, nothing happened. ryan was in stasis.

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Chapter XIII: A Night Of Pleasure

I joked as i leaned in and looked inside, it appeared to be wider inside than taller, so i knew that i was looking for something good. "oh please don't joke about that matthew because if you had a harem then i would know about it."

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Loyalty, Royalty, & Casus Belli

Heskan sometimes joked that if the human hadn't followed his sorcerous calling, cristo would have walked the path of the bard. cristo would shrug and would say that maybe he still could.

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 7, "I Was Taught These Guys Got Feelings" - Part 1

"if only you weren't spooked by andrew's own musk," the mechanic jokes. "nah, my nose's trained enough to pick up whoever it is and rise to the challenge," eddie shrugs.

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Sinful Temptation (DU 4:7)

I joked, hoping corbin wouldn't take it seriously. "i need to get them wet to turn the pages of the cook book!"

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Ramblings of a Twenty-Something Nothing

She even jokes about it being a treat for me to get to see some skin tonight.

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Day 28 - Unaware

His expression was that of someone who was getting a joke you weren't. you just hoped the joke wasn't on you. you gave it another ring, and you heard a sharp exhale from behind him in the kitchen. was someone else here?

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TTYS -- Welcome to the Mews

Simba thought fleetingly of the jokes about "padded cells," but he gamely followed everyone further into the shop.

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Sexual Favors

Naturally, i thought he was joking. "that's not funny, ross." "...i'm not joking, scott." my heart skipped a beat when he said that. i could tell from the look on his eyes that he was being serious.

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The Aristocrats!

Jazz and art attend an open mic comedy club for the chance to try out a new old joke. "i didn't even know you knew any jokes," art quips to me as we drive to the comedy club. "ahah, funny, asshole.

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Dylan and Vincent: New Beginnings (Part 2: Former Flame)

You think this is a joke? i'll tell you what isn't a joke here--" i stood up and approached the equestrian, who by now was standing still in his seat, frozen in fear, "--you mess with dylan just once and you'll be seeing it with me.

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