Rant's beginning
"douche bag..." -----------------------------------------------
Camilla - The Conquerer, Chapter 3
"you douche!" escaped camilla, stepping forward and looking urgently at the robot, as she had the impression on his part. "my name is camilla queen," the fox-wolf continued energetically. "accessor name confirmed and saved.
My Brother's Secrets - Chapter 4: True Loves Kiss
I don't want him coming here and being a douche to me." i nodded as my tail tucked between my legs. i tapped my chin. i then remembered something. "tom, could you move ryder's car? i know he has that car tracker thing."
Louis's Self Love
Filled with water, the douche bulb rests in his hand. he lathers up and ends up with tons of lube, and he gets on his hands and knees.
Tied in a Knot
The douche finally burst. tim shook his head. "pff. isn't that the biggest load of shit i heard?" "may be," the geek intervened after being silent throughout the whole conversation. "yet there's only one way to find out.
Champion's Reward
He always wore a pair of shorts with some hoodie, which proved he was a douche from going out in ninety degree weather like that. "um, no. you're not. sorry, but i'm the best in the underground bitch."
Roomate
Thanks god you are finally quiet" he said"i will thank god when you stop being a douche" i said silently"what was that?" he said "nothing" i saidhe wasn't going to ruin the day so i simply reseted my mood as if i just met him."
Campus Grounds Chapter Four
Frat boys are douches." the kangaroo then started to drag his feet as he walked up the steps to the front door. bronze letters shone brightly over the top of the porches archway with the letters b?k.
Role-Reversal
He was a douche, anyway." after a few more jerks on her fake crotch, she tossed the lube back into the drawer and made her way to her prey. ink laid back and spread his legs, but sara had other ideas.
Light Bane: Chapter 24 (Start of Part 3)
I admit, i can be an arrogant douche, but i am also aware of that. in any case, i'm sorry if you think of it that way." "maybe you should tell that to adeline instead.
For old time's sake
He looks like the stereotype upper middle class douche. " bernerd this is warrick," baily says motioning to the dingo " and our hyena freind wishes to remain nameless for now.
Jack has a Thing For King
And then, in the middle of our wonderful family reunion, being the lovable douche that i am sometimes, i literally pulled the mistletoe right out of my ass and dangled it over our heads.