Encore
Anyway the two of you start getting horny and you challenge each other to a dick measuring contest. clothes come off, shoes, shirts, pants and finally underwear an you measure.
Adzi and the Dragon Chapter One: Riea
Adzi spoke up, slightly nauseated from the bizarre dick measuring contest. "am i in that much trouble?" bill fixed one eye on adzi. "shit, you mean?" "um. yes?" the first guard started smiling menacingly. "not until she eats you!"
Bracers Of Greed: Male Order
Without getting in an actual dick measuring contest it was hard to say for sure, but he did seem a bit longer than i was now. before i could really think about that, rod just...disappeared.
Bad Man
He was a closeted kind of guy who overcompensated by being too masculine, constantly used the "fag" word and getting into dick measuring contests, sometimes literally.
CPT Obmeyer: Ch. 4
The inspectorate got involved after several complaints and a tit measuring contest over jurisdiction. to the army's anger, they were added to the assignment queue like everyone else. with preference, of course. otherwise there'd have been a coup.
Seth vs Adaeze 1
"we having a dick measuring contest, because like it or not, mine's not real, but it's still bigger'n yours." she slides her undergarment down enough to let the pseudopenis spring up.
Catching Up
Oh yeah, dick measuring contest was the best idea ever. "you-you wish! i make horses jealous!" "pft, prove it stubby!" the dusky grabbed his own shaft, squeezing it for emphasis.
Leviathan 12: Speak Your Word
You know how execs are, it's all one big dick-measuring contest. besides i doubt these moby dick weebs will even show up, if they do, not like they'll have tickets, so let 'em protest all they want." she chuckles.
Pathfinder Ch 6
"as much as we would all enjoy another dick measuring contest between you two, how about we save it for after our business is done?" said kai. "besides, i don't want either of you leaving holes in my ship. again."
A King and Their Queen
His boat was a modest size, as he didn't feel like getting into a dick measuring contest with his peers. mark was quite comfortable as it was and preferred to use his money to generate more wealth rather than just show off.
Taken by the Amazons Ch.5
I'm getting bored by this dick measuring contest because i can't see the dicks. what the hell is going on?" liz shrugged. "should we tell her?" "oh, why should we? her mother knows it better." daniel said jokingly.
Shalastra's Light Part 1
"i might be, if this was a claw size measuring contest, but as scholars are well aware of, not all fights are won with teeth and claws." her warm pads fell upon the top of his paw, gently directing it back to the ground. "they're..."