Big Kitty
Characters and events are copyright sneeze 2010. please don't use without permission. _big kitty_ i'm very warm. more so than usual.
Rejecting God
_Rejecting God_ It was a remarkably average day until Randall got a call from God. His shift at the restaurant had ended and he was relaxing at home. The possum was tired, wondering if it was worth it to turn on his video games when his phone...
The Soloist
Content copyright sneeze 2010. please don't use without permission. _the soloist_ who is to say, the joy one finds when alone? what music is forbidden to the lone musician, seeking his own sound, own tone?
Moroneae Domesticus
Characters and content copyright sneeze 2010. please don't use without permission. _moroneae domesticus_ it was a slow, dreary day at the gibbettville sheriff's office.
Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts
**Professor Will Not Face Charges for Sophomoric Acts Across Time** _May Fourth, Los Angeles_ Professor Albert Rosen will apparently not be facing charges over what his critics call "an inconceivably stupid and catastrophically dangerous series of...
I Can Do It Better
_I Can Do It Better_ The music from the sound system cut to a low hiss. Corey turned around to the stage, if it could even be called that, where some young tiger was tuning an acoustic guitar. Dissonant chords filled the room and Corey quietly...
Castrato
**_Castrato_** They brought the cub to me when he was five. Even one such as I was skeptical. I demanded a demonstration. He looked to his father, a destitute, grubby thing, embarrassed to be in the presence of one such as myself. In my fine home,...
A Sneezy Honeymoon
It was oddly intimate, and then he'd be sneezing too. they didn't have any work for two weeks, anyway.
Scent Removal Services
Contains: references to semen, flirty feral dragon time, playing disinterested, swollen reptilian groin slits, seismic toss, rampant wildflower destruction, transformation, sneezing, shrinking, canvas-tops and implied vore.
Loona and the Stolen Sense-Feather - Chapter 5: Round Two, Fight!
Her frustration builds along with the sneeze, finding this easy oversight to be so embarrassing. of course he would target her snout.
A Titan And His Mouse: Part 4
The god quickly turned away from his mouse and towards the remaining bits of the city and let loose a mighty sneeze. as the powerful winds erupted forth they literally blew away the rest of the city with a simple 'ah-choo'.
Horse Fever
As he hopped out of bed, he felt a sneeze coming on. he stifled his sneeze as best as he could, but he tilted his head back and let out a loud "achoo!" as he let loose, he felt his face thrust forward with the sneeze. "ugh."