Orc Buffet
I was sick of the kitchens. I'd started working here years ago and still had never managed to make it past the level of dishwasher--the buffet manager had told me I had potential for advancement, but the head cook conspired to keep me away from...
Tyler
You know how sometimes you just need a long vacation to relax and get away from it all, but the vacation itself turns out to be just as much planning and work and bother as everyday life? For a while I've been using my vacation time to just stay at...
Missing Person
"Have you seen this person?" It's a question I've heard many, many times over the course of my... career. Some might say it's because I work a little sloppy, though it's not a criticism most get to make more than once. When it's the police asking the...
The Good Little Piggy
If the park restroom had acquired a reputation as an infamous cruising spot, it was most likely because of me. Over the past few months I'd put a lot of time into the place and a lot of dick into the thirsty men of town who showed up to get some. And...
Rough Awakening
I rolled out of the pizzeria sometime after closing and made my way down to the firehouse by my own light. My day job is just about the easiest thing out there--I like to say I can do it with my eyes closed, and usually do. At night, though, comes...
Detram
I had been a little shy about showing up at Ted's party. It was the first time I'd been invited to his occasional get-togethers, though I'd heard my friends going on and on about how great they were before. They know I don't do too well in big...
Kibben's Musk Farm
Kibben walked past the rows of stalls, trying to find the scent he needed. The musk farm by its nature was a rather fragrant place, but the beaver's nose was keener than most and he could always pick out the smell he was looking for. The farm was well...
Artie
Now, anyone who knows me knows I'm not usually one for time outdoors. And it's not because I have some deadly allergy to the sun (even vampires can get around that with five minutes' thought) or because I'm too fat to get up or fit through doors (I...
Captivated
The odds of just about anything happening in space are so low that when something unusual happens, you have to start asking yourself who's behind it and what their motives are. The crew of the shuttle stared out the viewports, stunned by the explosion...
The Infusion
I was trying to sit through my last class that Friday when my new dick started acting up. The one thing about..._replacing_ your dick every time you have sex is that every new dick has its own quirks--one wouldn't cum unless I tugged its balls, one...
Keeping Filled
I was only slightly miffed when airport security confiscated my new toy. On the bright side, it was only because they thought it was a weapon--they didn't believe a dildo could really be that big--and I was able to make my flight in time just by...
Padderday in the Park
That Saturday I went to the park was a nerve-wracking experience for me. Not that I had any trouble with the park, or anything like agoraphobia in general, but I knew that Rockwell had Done Something, which always meant an unpredictable day. My first...