Day 2

The effect of a 'chuck-a nutha shrimp on th-barbie' in an aussie accent was the next level, usually reserved for extreme measures. i left with a little chuckle.

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Weaseling Out

Denise felt the last of her clothing drop off as her shrinking slowed to a stop, her body just larger than a barbie doll.

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The Creed: The Unraveling

I'm sure you _love_ barbies." "what are you talking about?" he asked, then looked down at the hot pink lunchbox.

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The Superdemon

A hydra the size of a barbie (you know, this toy) with the wings of a butterfly. simply ridiculous. but tasted good. i saw gangs of biker fairies dealing with fairy dust - some members were my clients while i was a lawyer.

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Blair The Mouse Witch: Pranks at Night

Of course, since her back was turned to beau, he got a full glimpse of her barbie panties. definitely _not_ something an 'evil witch' would wear! "yeah, you go, _barbie_," beau snickered, staring blatantly at the mouse's tush.

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Poutine Coon

barbie was, though, and he extricated himself from the raccoon's posterior.

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The Beast Has A Heart?

Her face is perfectly curved, almost like a barbie doll. she looked so perfect, i didn't want her to do anything besides just stand there for my eyes to see, but then she yelled out: "hello? anyone here?"

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His Favorite Shirt

Still, that didn't stop the wisecracking mutt from mentioning "shrimp on the barbie" every now and again. it made my cheeks flush.

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Preamble of a Straitjacket...

Females are expected to have the barbie doll body figure, the males are expected to be the ken doll body figure type, the females are to be silent, the males are even more silent, death is your only option out.

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Summer with Leomon: A New Friend

The girl herself was real ugly, some blonde chick with bright pink highlights and a face that looked like a plastic barbie. she wore way too much makeup. after his detention he went home and just went to the bathroom trying to ignore his mother.

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That last semester....why me?

There was the dressing up in his mother's dresses along with his bi-sexual brother, to the barbie dolls, to the fear of girls.

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