Locals Only (Pages 1-31)
"i blocked the hell out of that palaski jerkoff friday's game though," gabe sat down next to mike, "speaking of, hey toby, you gonna make it to practice tonight?" the final member of the group stirred from his silence.
Episode 20: Resurgence
"loads of guns, livin' on the edge, plenty of jerkoffs to blast...i'm havin' th' time'a me life!" she fired a quick burst from her phaser rifle, dropping another raider. "i could use another pack here luv!"
My Wonderful Little Sister- Crimson Ghosts
"i think i'd remember getting my ass kicked by a jerkoff like you." "well you don't, bonehead!" "oh bravo, you remember your insults from kindergarten," death replied with a peeved groan.
Sorry I'm a Tied Up At The Moment
My body wanted action, and i was tempted to just jerkoff to get rid of it, my heart wouldn't be in it. "comfy?" dev asked.
Faye's Fitting Curse For Four
“i have to fill up those jerkoffs’ beers and a pitcher first. after that i’ll top off one of our free refill stein glasses for scarlett to bring up when she does the others.
On Brutish Waves
We had rough patches when the guy wrecked upstate, and when that jerkoff almost flooded us with bad drains." "say he lost his license." "it's likely, i never heard.
Polishing Wood
"you think you can sneak onto my land, break into my workshop, and just fornicate yourself like it's some back-alley jerkoff booth?" "oh, shiiit!"
A Star is Transformed: Part 20
No more was he a corporate heir, some dynastic jerkoff groomed for power and profit. no. in this world, he was just a filthy, mangy _ **mutt** _! “cum for me, _ **mutt** _! be a _ **good boy** _ and cum!"
Uncle Rusty's Gift
Found a gay porn tape, some fitness magazines i'd use for jerkoff material, a few lewd drawings i'd doodled. all the horrific stuff that made me feel like my life was ending.
How to Deal With Bullies [COM]
"well, i'm still surprised that the school's star soccer player even wants to hang around this jerkoff." cody smirked, seeing a golden opportunity to set up a burn on the pachyderm and his crew. "oh, i can answer that no problem.
Dating Advice
The two continued their quiet jerkoff session, with terrador letting granite take the pace.
The Seeker, Chapter 2
"you got pumice in my flaming luggie, you big jerkoff!" we came to the edge of the pools and there was a slick ramp of obsidian that led to a drop off directly above one of the hotter pools that glowed pure white.