I walked into a small room, a few of my friends there; the room had a distinctly ominous feeling, that's for sure - but then again, why would I care?
Anyway, as I walked in, my tail brushed across the door. The two police officers were sitting down...
Psych Self, Shirai
The Lusty Argonian Maid
Act VII, Scene II, continued,
The untold story.
Lifts-Her-Tail: _My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?_
Crantius Colto: _This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise._
...
Argonian, Cunnilingus, Domination/Submission, Elder Scrolls, Foreplay, Game, M/F, Maid, Sex, Skyrim, The Lusty Argonian Maid, Unprofessional behaviour, dialogue, joke, play, the elder scrolls
"i was trying to pull a joke on a...certain somebody...and
it backfired on me."
mrs.
1899 New York City, Anthropomorphic, Burley, Coyote, Cub, Humiliation, Humor, Raccoon, Series, SoFurry, Teenage, Wolf, honey, joke, lesson, motherly, spring, story, urchin, woman
You and your stupid jokes." she said as she slapped his chest.
"now, get your little butt off me and go get dressed. we need to eat breakfast before we go to the convention center."
"yes, daddy."
Amanda Fuchs, Bertha Karhu, Female logic, Jacob Fuchs, Marshall Fuchs, Michael Thomson, Michelle Tierboskat, Ophelia Fuchs, Pamplets, Stupid Jokes, Telephone calls, Wanda Anaguma, argument
After the first attack from the first Northern dragon that ever came to the west (at least from recorded history), the dragons and their riders started to become aware that their danger didn't only come from the Dragonsbane, but from a potentially...
Bear, Character Development, Dark, Dragon, Dragoness, Gay, Gay Relationships, Homosexual, Power, Reference, Seraphor, Spyro, Story, Story Series, Talk, Video Games, Young, joke, light, shifter
Chapter 20 - Feelings and Side Work
_10:24 AM September 10, 2002_
~Eden~
The jobs were quite simplistic. However, there was one that caught Eden's eye, and it paid somewhat more handsomely than the others. He supposed this would be a good at time as...
Anthro, Character Development, Dragon, Dragon Girl, Dragoness, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Plot Development, Romance, Sci-Fi, Singing, Story Progression, Story Series, Tasteless Joke, wedding
You know, the hyena with the pierced ears, and who tells all lame jokes about others mothers."_
_"trever jones?"_
"yeah. we were at a party last month.
Band, Big Cock, Blowjob, Breasts, Bunny, Cumming, Drinking, Female, Handjob, Human, Humor, Hyena, Licking, M/F, Male, Pussy, Rabbit, Riding, Semi-drunk, Shy, Teasing, jokes
Taking a knife into her mouth, she very carefully set about chopping the poison joke up, mincing it into a fine garnish.
Applejack, Big Macintosh, M/F, M/M, MLP, Macro, Micro, My Little Pony, Poison, Rainbow Dash, Shrink, Shrinking, Swallowing, appletini, crazy, funny, joke, unaware, vore
#6 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood
kazy meets a wyvern rather ... determined
the four jokes to be read are independent;
-scam in hell
-lost paradise
-the gold of paradise
-crossed the desert
reading
Anthro, Aventure, Bestiality, Blow Job, Cock, Cum, Domination, Dragon, Erection, Feral, Kazy, M/M, Manipulation, Masturbation, Orgasme, Riding, Sex, Size Difference, Submission, Venih, Wyvern, joke
The red-topped transparent sample pot stood on her desk, heavy enough to remain still in the constant cyclone wind of Clarice's air-conditioning stacks. The contents shone within, in the room's stark white lighting.
Clarice smiled, actually smiled...
Comedy, Cum, Ejaculation, Facial, Fox, Humor, Humour, M/M, Medical Procedures, Milking, Ninetales, Oral, Pokemon, Prank, Sex, Umbreon, Vulpix, cafe plaisir, chemistry, glaceon, practical joke
#10 of one shots
a brief joke, and a salute to a man who i still respect...
dusty. it was always bloody dusty.
Asian, Bovine, British, Comedy, Cow, Death, Friendship, Historical, History, Humor, Minotaur, Parody, Philosophy, Religion, Suicide, Tiger, UK, WWII, asia, empire, english, funny, india, indian, joke, murder, pakistan, politics
**At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin**
North sat cross-legged on the sofa with a controller in his paws, relaxing in preparation for an evening of what he called...
Alcohol, Avian, Bedroom, Canine, Cat, Character Development, Clean, Couple, Coyote, Eagle, Feline, Female, Hostility, House, Kissing, Laughter, Love, Male, Party, Romance, Roommates, Snow Leopard, Straight, Wine, dinner, joke, slice of life