The Best and Greatest Sequel: Pron Harder Damnit!

The Best and Greatest Sequel: Pron Harder Damnit! By Some Guy Who is Definitely Not the Main Character Once upon a time, there was a super-awesome sparkledog sergal with neon purple and green eyes named Amethyst Twilight Tw'inkle. He-- "Wait wait...

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Poem? First Word Problems

**First Word Problems** Never before have I had this many people reading my stuff. Gonna have to say thank you to all of you! Give you a big hug... or cookies or something. You deserve it, seriously! Up until now, I never really had an...

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Hell Hounds

"Dying sucks. I just want to start off by saying that. And dying by falling out of the twenty-first floor of a building makes it suck so much more. I always wanted to quit that job. Just wanted to waltz out the front door. That company was corrupt as...

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What I Mean

Helloooo! Welcome to _Free Association_ Episode 7, if you're new you'll probably want Ep1, you know the drill by now. A note regarding the 'adult' category - note that I also tagged this one with 'No-Yiff', something I haven't done on most of my FA...

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Hometown: Until You Know I Mean It

N' i'm gonna keep on sayin' it till you know i mean it." leaning forward i wrap my arms around him. i feel his fur between my fingers and on my face. he smells like a campfire, smoky and inviting. maybe it's the cold, but i just want to be near him.

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Request - Mr. Cuck'ol- I Mean Chuck

My name is Chuck, and I am the father of Thomas Cleveson, who I've sometimes remembered as Tom. My wife and I have a consensual, semi-open relationship. Sometimes, we have talked about cheating, but it has been recently less of a problem. That is,...

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Train Tricked... I Mean Tracked

On the last leg of the Amazing Race, the remaining 7 teams traveled to Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Once there, they had to repeat a French phrase and then had to choose between two rides at a local amusement park. The prostitutes were the first ones at the...

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Where in the world is Carmen... I mean the darklord.

HELLO FURRIES!!! Sofurry is now open to the public, so feel free to read, since there is no sex. I have been sick for a week, god I can't wait to get back out and do stuff! I have beaten Refour again and again and...

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Mr. Cuck'ol- I Mean Chuck (Part 2: Chad Returns)

Hi! My name's Chad Purrcision, that big cat Chuckie's wife has loved. Since Summer is on my agenda, I don't have to run the school I administrate until about August. So last time, I fucked her when she was drunk and all, but I felt bad for what Chuck...

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tigers and food i mean mice can get along

As the birds started to sing Larry yawned awake groaning and stretching his body before munching on some left over potato snack from yesterday. Larry then got into his clean clothes or his school uniform Larry hated it, it was too tight around his...

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New friend?

" " i mean it, one day to relax and you can even breath down my neck with everything i do okay?"

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Sick Ride

I didn't pay too much mind to it, i mean it would be kind of rude, especially after he offered for me to try it out for a bit before deciding if i wanted it.

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