Lets start with the down right absurdest thing I've ever been asked
Q: Furries, zoophiles and pedophiles are all the same right?
A: Nooooo! Please lower the rifle you have pointing at the fox fursuiter in the corner with his fluorescent orange paws...
Canine, Zoophilia
Chapter 38: Assuage
"When you find... well, when you..." the wolf began. There were words, but there was also hesitation. He seemed to know what he wanted to ask, but it looked like he was trying to find the best way to say it.
Roger looked at him,...
Fox, Hard questions, Plot Development, Story Series, Wolf
You asked for a dozen red roses,
but a hard question, that imposes--
into her face, you'll just thrust,
a potent symbol of lust!
Anaconda, Female, Illustrated, Male, Naga, No-Yiff, Poem, Poetry, Romance, Serpent, Snake, Unrequited Love, python, secret admirer
I knew it was a hard question, otherwise i'd be able to answer.
maybe, maybe! - the happyness looked at me. - maybe i'm the wrong person to answer that. i'm sorry, but i really, really don't know.
i nodded.
Alien, Male, cat-fox, genderless, orientation issue
He braced himself for what was coming; either she was going to ask a hard question or an unanswerable question. she thought for a few seconds before opening her mouth.
"where am i?" this was a hard question but he could answer it.
"you are ....
Human, No-Yiff, Werewolf
"um, well that's a hard question," "why? have you done underage drinking before?" "well, yes, now please let me drive ryan."
Dragon, Story Progression
Staring at the recruiter,trying not to shake,barely able to respond to the precise,hard questions of the older german shepherd.
Training, War, Wolf
Another hard question, blueberry? there blue, yes that's it!"
she wrote that down,
"3rd question, how many dots on a muffin?
Food, MLP, Pinkie Pie, Pony, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Weight Gain, derpy, muffin
I guessed it was time to get the hard question out of the way: "natan, you know i used to be a guy, right?" i asked him.
"guys, girls, doesn't matter to me," he said with a grin.
natan was bi-sexual? oh. well, that explained a lot.
Blues, Dog, Gender Shifting, Heat, Impregnation, Mind transfer, Multiple Breasts, Sex, Transformation, Transgender