Pelvic Punch, Nasal Crunch

He pulled down dong's boxers, baring what a simpler mind (certainly not maxwell's, not at all) would have thought the reason for dong's amusing name. the ferretlike pokemon was hung with a full eleven inches of meat.

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Dong of The Dragon

Watching his step, Ryan shined his flashlight beam across the dark, filthy corridors of the abandoned mall he was exploring, the dim rays from the boarded up skylights not nearly enough to allow him to see normally.. Not the first time he had attempted...

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Dong of the Dragon

Watching his step, Ryan shined his flashlight beam across the dark, filthy corridors of the abandoned mall he was exploring, the dim rays from the boarded up skylights not nearly enough to allow him to see normally.. Not the first time he had attempted...

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Kadmo Sees Results.

It seemed like he could never get his twin dongs fully soft.

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The Awakening of May - Chapter 3

Chapter 3 Having May around was good for the house at least. Gus liked coming home to a clean and tidy place after his shift. All he had to do was not speculate too much on what his sister was doing with his dog. He mentally filed it under 'stuff Gus...

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Ring a Ding Dong

"Have a nice day," the green dragon told the little old lemur as she walked away with her shopping cart. Never shop here again, please, was what he was thinking. The customer had taken a good ten minutes to placate - she'd been yelling about how they...

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Donkey Dong

"So, where is Eris?" An impatient kitsune asked. She felt as if they had been waiting forever for their friend to come join them. They had plans tonight! Why would it take Eris this long to get ready? She tapped her paw on the carpeted floor with her...

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King Dong

Tarka is a great explorer and adventurer. He is a fox and over the years he has discovered many places and objects and has become quite a celebrity. One day he was travelling deep into the African jungle to find the mighty Great Ape, an ape...

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Horse Weed

Dave lumbered up the front walk to his apartment building carrying a pizza in one hand and his briefcase in the other. It had been a long work week, and he wanted nothing more than to plop his fat ass on the couch, turn on some Netflix, smoke a bowl,...

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Merry Fucking Christmas

Now santa is hitched to the sleigh all day long while reindeer assault him with titanic dongs he never receives even one moment's lull he'd cry out for help, but his mouth's always full!

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Donkey Dong Delights

Grabbing some clean clothes, Matt headed for the bathroom, he and his new found prize from up in the attic storage loft. It was just another oddity of what he had come to find while searching through the props to some old magic act, that the long time...

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Phil and James: Under the Bed

"phil doesn't own a dog..." whispered james, but he sure did own a lot of dog dongs. james reached in and pulled out a small red canine dildo, about 4 inches long and an inch wide, with a 2 inch wide knot at the base. "james!"

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