Husky Tail
-smart people turn stupid when you take them to bed - sighed the dog, and positioned jonathan, still giggling like a maiden whose heard a very dirty joke, and, without waiting for the human to pause, entered him again, this time less careful of the first ten
A Simple Man's Night Out
The eight of them boisterously whiling away the waning hours getting as drunk and rowdy as possible while telling dirty jokes, hitting on every woman they came across, and playing a few hands of no holds bar poker and blackjack.
There’s a Stone in My Shoe
Maybe it was all of those dirty jokes we told, but i have the biggest boner of my life and it just is not going down without some kind of help." "me, too," agreed tomas. "oh. ha. ha. i get those all of the time, guys.
Winter Harvest
Johns were always cracking dirty jokes. "i'm always open for business, big fella." she walked toward him slowly, swaying her hips. "aren't you cold, wearing so little on such a nasty winter night?" this too was a clever leading question.
Reset: Paying Your Dues
She egged patrons into drinking more, told dirty jokes to entertain, and bartered kisses for drink orders from who she perceived to be the more bashful of her customers; which usually resulted in a chorus of cheers from the individual's friends.
Impure - Chapter Seven
Do you want me stop with the teasing, and the dirty jokes? say the word and it'll end, just like that." he snapped his fingers. “we got a long voyage ahead of us, and i don't want to spend the whole trip making you feel uncomfortable, around me."
Naughty Santa Part 4
dirty jokes flew about, innuendo abound, and nobody could go more than a few steps without getting goosed or groped. the drink flowed copiously, yet it was obviously spiked. and yet, no one complained.
Road to India
A couple of hours passed and we were all inside the shelter, playing card games, telling dirty jokes and drinking wine or brandy. and now they were saying stupid one-liners a woman would never say to his husband... "that was a great fart!
Belly Buddies (Part 1)
"that'th jutht a...dirty joke i made up.no, it'th thuper professional. which doctor do you have?" "i...um," cora dug in the tiny pocket her dress had and pulled out a folded piece of paper. "...dr. mankiewicz?" "_no fuckin way!
Amplifier Saga--Chapters 1 and 2
Where i put my hairbrush, what color combinations i wore, the amount of dirty jokes i made--and the real killer for our relationship was--how we had sex.
Private Leave - A Bent Over Behind the Barracks Story
He'd make himself a complete idiot once more, play around with the mop and prod my fucking sore ass with the handle and tell dirty jokes for me and my co-sufferers in laundry duty.
An Intro to an Introvert
._ all dirty jokes aside, the grass type certainly caught his eye.