Reunion

His penis measures three inches thick. in case you don't know, that's the same size as the shaft of the pain giver dildo.

, , , , , , ,

Supernova: Prelude, Arc 2, Chapter 1

The table had transitioned into a dick-measuring competition. not all that rare, really. i usually found myself at the end of one or two by the end of the day. "oh please!" ali began, a cross between a shout and all-out laugh.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Shining

He was never fond of dick-measuring contests, and being faced with faloreulia's beastly cock certainly didn't make the prospect any more appealing.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

I Know You're Out There Somewhere

It was just a very, very expensive penis-measuring contest. it wasn't about helping people. it was about who helped the most. who had the biggest _heart_.

, , , , , ,

Hopping Along, Ch. 13 - Mirror

dick measuring contest. it’s metaphorical, jeeze, betty.” kyle half heard the conversation. he was still staring down at jiffy, their tokens, and back. when another moment of silence passed he looked up. “justice thinks about his own life.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Wrestling a Legend...

"being a judge... in a dick measuring competition is hardly the way to honor our marriage."

, , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Log Reports

----the erect ioken phallus measures 6 meters in length and 3.6 meters in diameter, creating a disproportionately long and thick, broad shaft that is nearly as long as the entire torso.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Tales of the Twin Schools Chapter 6

"sheesh, never thought i'd see a literal dick-measuring competition mixed with sibling rivalry..." the interviewer muttered. skye and fire sat, staring into space as they ignored the comments that weren't directed to them.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Will it work

Not that he could enter into a cock measuring competition and compete with ritz but he was large enough to make him feel pleasure.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Expedition: Diplomacy

"a good first step, doc, towards demonstratin' that our dick measures just as good as theirs." akeya replied with a smirk. "i might not be able to intimidate ‘em but it'll do us no favors if they think they can intimidate us." dr.

, , , , , , ,

The Anniversary Present [COM]

"okay, i haven't gone out and competed against everyone we know in a literal dick measuring contest. i've only seen a handful of other guys naked and that's the observation that i made." "even tim?" that piqued darren's interest.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,