Beastly Bargains

"don't fall asleep, you derp," edward said as he got up. he still had to drive home, eat, shower, and then finally sleep. "well, it was worth it," he stretched a bit to stir his blood.

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Tying the Record 1 of 2

derp. got it. anyway, that's my idea, you got anything better?" arnika glanced over to yelena, then all five of the kennels, then sanfrit. "nope, i can't think of anything that fits better than that. you're my manager, i trust your judgement!"

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Embrace Animality: Be Gay 3 [Scat/WS]

Xira giggled dopily and smacked her hands on gillian's large breasts, both of them giggling with equal amounts of derp. gillian turned to darwin, eyes bright, "yeah.

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Death of DNA Chaps.1-3

I tried fixing it but to no avail, but maybe the derp is for me only. maybe my laptop still holds a grudge for one of the many ways i have put it at risk.

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Yinglet Soldier CH1 (A Sequel to Yinglet Squire)

Growled cyrillah as she rips away the pack the red furred yinglet stands there derp-eyed as it holds a greasy bag of parchment in its mouth.

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Yinglet Soldier CH1 (A Sequel to Yinglet Squire)

Growled cyrillah as she rips away the pack the red furred yinglet stands there derp-eyed as it holds a greasy bag of parchment in its mouth.

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Merge - 16 - Learning

(derp, published this as a journal originally, fixed. now a story) "it is seriously three-thirty in the morning and i am seriously tired," laura complained as she, matt, chris and kael finally got back to their dorms.

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Rudolph the Lucky Reindeer - Chapter 3 (Pinkie Pie)

Pinkie shouted as she leaned herself over the edge, giving rudolph another uncensored view of her dripping pussy, "you too, ditzy-derp! you know it's not over yet!"

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Legend of Spyro: Gifted Curse, CH 13

It's almost like...what's that shiny flaky mineral, why am i derping on this..." "mica?" flame offered. "yeah exactly! it's layers upon really thin layers.

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The Dreamy Prey 3 - The First Flight

You just keep smiling with that 'herp-a-derp' face." he pouted, licked his cold, black, nose as his ears lowered and his lips puckered up. "aw, come on, i was just joking." gale walked closer to him, "milo?"

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Derpy Come Home (F/M)

"hoooo...aaaah," james pulled out with a sheepish look, "s-sorry derp, couldn't help it." she gave a salute sucking the last of his cock before it slipped from her mouth. "hehee, at ease soldier.

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Chronicles of the Resistance - XIV

While she was older than him, she remained a child at heart and proved to be a giant derp in the end. she was also adeline's favorite, but he'd never disclose such information to his other vipers.

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