Horsespotting - 1/2
"oh, derp." "i was hoping you'd ask before i had to, so i was ready. i'm going to be here another hour or so. text me when and where?" shiloh said. "yeah! i'll do that. uh, anything you don't like?"
Earning His Tip
At least she still had her boyfriend, the cute derp trying to lift her spirits even then. they were a hundred miles apart now but that didn't stop her from thinking about him. more so now than ever too considering how frisky she was feeling.
Chapter Fourteen - Dallas Shows Them Who's Boss
"you're right, this is derp land... everyone i've met in here so far is retarded..." i growled as i walked away. "oh, and electra's fine, she made it back to the colony safely, don't worry." he chuckled.
Gabriel & Damien
Gabriel had just the slightest hint of a derp face with a hint of release as he let out, "fuck yeah!" his orgasm came, his semen shooting down to the floor, damien un-wrapped his tail. damien guided gabriel to the bed.
Beastly Bargains
"don't fall asleep, you derp," edward said as he got up. he still had to drive home, eat, shower, and then finally sleep. "well, it was worth it," he stretched a bit to stir his blood.
Seeking Answers (Chapter3, Act1, Book3)
And anyone who reads that derp-ass new test crap knows you can't have the end of the world without babylon coming back first, morons." "donovan is in cryogenic stasis for the time being," said falcon.
Chaotic Neutral
Totally derped." she smacked her forehead with her palm. "the whole reason this is happening is to research new magic. and you don't need any specific skills to contribute to this, so here i am.
ID - Chapter 3: Discovery
'purp' kinda' sounds like 'derp', so that might work. derple."_ _he laughed again, nodding slowly. "yeah, that works. okay then, color me derple!" he finished jokingly, leaning back as she started to drive.
Tying the Record 1 of 2
derp. got it. anyway, that's my idea, you got anything better?" arnika glanced over to yelena, then all five of the kennels, then sanfrit. "nope, i can't think of anything that fits better than that. you're my manager, i trust your judgement!"
Bring Your Pet Over So I Can See His Cock 2
She was snapping her head around, hanging her tongue out, eyes full of derp, sloshing drool in the vicinity of her head. excitement turned to caution as it looked like belle was getting drilled by a real drill and not a fleshy metaphorical one.
Legend of Spyro: Gifted Curse, CH 13
It's almost like...what's that shiny flaky mineral, why am i derping on this..." "mica?" flame offered. "yeah exactly! it's layers upon really thin layers.
Pokemon Story (NSFW) - Reborn as a Pokephile (Fran's Pt.1)
But in truth, i'm just your everyday derp trying to make an honest living." "same here," agreed saria. "my is saria. saria price, and this is my buddy, razor.