The party! [PART 9]
Im a midget. i can't say no. and people always question my name." "question 'yer name? why that?" "im a grown-up man and my name sounds like that of a female princess." luna softly giggled. "but why did your parents name you that?" vermont asked.
Good and Evil ... after hours
"hey, dan, remember that joke you told me yesterday about the midget and the priest? i told my boss that one and he couldn't stop laughing." mal exclaimed. "you told my joke to the devil?" mal hooted with laughter. "you are so good for my ego!"
Part 1 - From Bad to Worse.
I don't want to be surrounded by midgets!_ i thought to myself. bertain patted me on the shoulder. 'i'll be back in a couple of hours, ok?' lasgoni spent his time carefully explaining the various forms of powers and their abilities.
Short Story: Rociel's Rambing
I'm already taller than most guys, hell, i am almost tall as my dad and everyone looks like an army of bleeding midgets to me.
Gortoz 'A Ran - ch 78 - To call it a day...
Those midget jokes didn't really catch on anymore because he's a lot more taller than he used to be... but i'm still bi-sexual and he still made those butch jokes... and like i said before, it always was in good fun...
Chapter 6: Exposed in the light.
Here was john, someone he'd known for two decades, attending the wolf man, while godzilla's evil midget cousin lay dead in a growing pool of blood beside them!
My Guardian Demons, Part 3 of 4
The figure had looked so large in the catalogue, but in reality it looked like a micro-cephalic midget losing a tug of war with mother earth. so where did you put the the north american cougar statue? i thought.
Breakout 3
"what the heck are you saying you little midget," he said taking a step forward.
The Guy in Charge: Prologue
"i'm not gonna have a fuckin' job anymore if this punk-ass midget keeps handing me bullshit write-ups, kay." the wolf took an angry, powerful drag from his cigarette, his shoulders hunched forward against the biting wind.
The world expands ch.1 - The Start of it all
Moneys worth into they re's i pulled up to a place called "whole time beanz" which gave me a chuckle thinking about a sergal coming up with a silly name like that, as i walked in eyes glued onto me, i was still mildly tall enough to be able to not be a midget
No Secrets from Roommates
Pain in the ass because you're never allowed to say anything _too_ good about yourself, but at the same time, you _definitely_ can't say, 'and then in the end i decided i didn't want to fuck ashley after all, so i went back to the dorm and jerked off to midget
ch 18 family fun
As latias caught her breath, she saw the midget lugia floating in front of her. the lugia shook a finger at her, "naughty child. aren't you a little too old for these games by now?"