Below the Belt
I was sopping wet by the time mark came in with a ridiculous blue dick and an ashamed look on his muzzle. "sorry, i've never used one of these knot locker condoms before.
Man-Time in the Barracks
He soon snapped out of it though and just grunted back, raising his arms and giving them a flex, the green cannonballs that were his biceps ballooning even more ridiculously in size, "heh, not bad fer an elf, but no pink-skin can match an orc for size," he
The Were-Curse, part 1
It was ridiculous. "i- i work for a fucking ad agency!" i answered. i knew nothing good would come from getting angry, but i couldn't help it. this man was absolutely delusional. "and what do you make ads for, human?"
Bored... Nothing to Do
His expression implied that eric was the most ridiculous thing he'd ever seen. it was an ironic pose. "tying knots." zack snorted. "heh. since when did you join the navy?"
Gryphon Feathers - Ch2.
Her cappuccino was ridiculously good, and i’d have been tempted to ask what the make was, but it looked like it required a mortgage or a 401k, whatever that was.
Puberty Part 2
"that's ridiculous. boy's don't shrink, they grow." the woman crossed her arms defensively as if she felt offended by the boy. "i swear! go measure me and i can prove it!"
Together Forever - Chapter 4
Julie, don't be ridiculous. we're pressed for time. who knows how we are changing the flow of time just by standing here? we need to send you back and i can tie up all of the loose ends here.""
A Helpful Little Shooting Star
She was still as sopping wet as before, and the sounds made by her drooling, ridiculously overstuffed little cunt riled the large ram up even more. his grip got tighter and he pounded her with no consideration at all.
Joel and the Muscle Beast - 7 (Final)
Robert's pectorals, his abdominals, his entire upper body was hulking out in rapid bursts of ridiculously shredded musculature.
WereLords - Chapter 1: Transformation
- “that's ridiculous! werewolves are supposed to transform only when there's a full moon, and there's only a tiny crescent tonight!"
Francis
And gaudily adorned in flowers, bird nests and all sorts of ridiculous things.
More than Fun
Reivan had been more than a little nervous when he arrived at the bar and realised that his date wasn't there yet, and for all of thirty seconds his mind had been filled with all sorts of ridiculous worries.