Furtasia: Thladiran Language

Thladran - noun 1). father vamlan - noun 1). mother yai - numeric 1). zero yaiyan - noun 1). nothing, 2). nothingness yaiyu - adj. 1). none yíp - numeric 1). one yípan - noun 1). the one (pronoun) yípe - verb 1). to make single, 2). to make solitary

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Everyone Has To...

Me: hi stall 1: hi sir me: im new to thid do yu like this job stall 1: yes sir me: how can u like it stall 1: they treat me well sir me: looks to me like they treat u like shit pun intded stall 1: no really sir i like it stall 1: it tastes

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The Slaves: Editors' Notes

Editor 1: isn't that when you win at bingo? editor 2: 1. it's check_mate_ and 2. it's for winning in chess. are you really that stupid? editor 1: how the fuck was i supposed to know some obscure human game!

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Permanent skincare and haircare solutions

2:1:3:2:1:3, lemon water 1:7 for lemon juice to added water, watered down vinegar 1:7 vinegar to water 5.

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Making Memories

>` **you smelled** > `1:42 >` **so** > `1:42 >` **fucking** > `1:42 >` **good** > `1:42 >` **ugh i want you in diapers forever** > `1:43 <` you made me stay in them

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Bound by Destiny 19

X 1 number 66: master key beetle x 1 shark fortress x 1 spell cards allure of darkness x 1 book of life x 2 card destruction x 1 dark hole x 1 foolish burial x 1 heavy storm x 1 hieratic seal of convocation x 2 monster reincarnation x 1 mystical space typhoon

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Erotic Spells for Pathfinder

Delay orgasm transmutation level: erotic 1 components: v, s casting time: 1 action range: 5 feet/level target: 1 creature duration: 1 minute per level saving throw: will negates spell resistance: yes (harmless) this

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The End and The Beginning - Character Sheet - Rumar Black-Iron

Ability scores menu score racial bonus /final score strength 12 +2 14 (+2) dexterity 13 13 (+1) constitution 11 +2 13 (+1) intelligence 14 14 (+2) wisdom 12 12 (+1) charisma 12 12 (+1) [features & traits] magical tinkering infuse item (6 infusions

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Canis Lupus Leoprius

| 1 | 1 | born with | born with | | full vision | 1 and 2 mo/s | 1 | extremely high | born with | | acute smell | 1 and 3 mo/s | 1 and 4 mo/s | high | very high | | acute hearing | 1 and 2 mo

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Flora's Flexible Survival Corner. Form 1: Wolger

1 to 2] == 1))][if the infection wolger of [player] == 0][set the wolger/form of [player] to 1][end if]find a puss to bury it in.

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Creating a character

Elephant: +6 str, -4 dex, +4 con, +3 natural armor, huge falcon: +2 con, +1 dex, -1 natural armor, small fox: -2 str, +2 dex, +1 cha, +1 wis, medium gazelle: -2 str, +2 dex, +1 cha, medium hare: +2 con, +1 dex, +1 wis, small hawk: +2 con, +1 dex

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Pathfinding: An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure, Tenth Entry

-stealth (1 major, 2 moderate, 1 minor). -tracking (1 major, 1 minor). -traps skill (1 moderate).

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