Chicken Bones (Thursday Prompt 13/9/12)
chicken bones are well worth the scavenge if you can get to them. they seem to predict much better than others. to this day they've never made a mistake. i've been using them for years and they never let me down.
Pink Slime
Roger chuckled at the thought of gary larson's 'boneless chicken' _far side_ cartoon, showing the pathetic birds oozing over the landscape of a boneless chicken ranch.
Flocking
I don't know, i thought it was human, but all i see & feel are a bill & feathers, but the farmers call me a hen. what am i? a wereduck, a mallard to be precise, it's i, a dabbling duck.
Chapter 8: Dessert Before Dinner
"sure, cut the chicken and the vegetables. remember to wash your paws before and after touching the chicken and use different cutting boards. wash the knife too."
Dreams: Chapter 3
I was in luck when i found something titled "basic italian chicken" ingredients - 2 pounds skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into strips - 1 tablespoon olive oil - 2 cloves garlic, minced - 3/4 cup dry white wine - 1 cup cherry tomatoes
Just had to take it
A single drop of pre clung to his slit, along the mushroom head, and soon the rooster felt wet between his own legs.
A Long Awaited Shower
If you want your chicken soup, then go buy your god dammed chicken soup!" screamed mel. "fine," said rahn, "but if you lay a claw on it, i will make sure that you will never be able to eat again... you got that?!"
Taco Fox
From the second he had appeared in the chicken bin, taco fox had felt a surge in his crotch like no other.
Thanksgiving Twist
"you've always been a hen, sweetie." "y-yes, you're right. i've always been a hen - your hen." she nodded, pushing her doubts aside as she let the turkey drag her from the bathroom with a chuckle.
Accidents Happen
He unwrapped some fresh chicken breast he had and began to trim the excess fat of it. he looked to her and asked if she liked chicken and in return he got a grateful nod.
Being Held Back
Here will do fine" he said as he got within paws reach of the little white hen.
Horsing Around
Nick hands her a small chicken leg, enough so the officers can't get a penalty. all four teams continue to work on the one-way, some more disgusting than others.