Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 27
Chuckled in more of an amused sense that suggested harry was a spunky kid with a green belt trying to pick a fight with chuck norris. "i suggest you listen to your _surviving_ teammate, mr. morrison, and take this fight seriously.
Steamy Days of Erick Archer Part 1 Act 1
Callister all names and likeliness were made up so don't you dare say "oh he used a lame doggy version name of chuck norris." also the furry animals in this story age as humans for they are all humanoid. no confusions.
Man Vs. Planet Chapter 5
To be completely honest she could have probably fended off attacks from chuck norris and jet li all at once; she was _extremely_quick.
The Seeker, Chapter 21
I once had a three foot leprechaun beat the holy bejesus out of me, turned out he was hell's version of chuck norris. i was sore for a month.
Haunting Revelations
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Recovery Efforts (Part 2)
By the perfume and the "mrs.", i'm guessing it's not chuck norris." the rabbit snorted and shook her head. she was still dressed, apart from her boots which she stared at balefully from the bed.
Ere We Be Were
"when i'm were, i can outrun and outfight anyone, even bruce lee, chuck norris, or any of those martial arts dudes. i bet i could destroy a pack of evil ninjas. that's what superheroes do right, take out the bad guys?" "ja?" questioned julie. "bad guys?
Shifting Consequences--A NSFW furry Transformation Novel
Your phone is part of reality the same way chuck norris and segata sanshiro are." the sound of segata's kiai came through the phone and the phone jolted toward deron's chest. don nearly lost his grip on his phone and yelped in surprise.