I'm a stupid, ignorant meathead. speak plainly."
mykol looked up at me. his face was matted with tear-soaked fur. his eyes were puffy and nearly bloodshot. he slowly lowered his hands to his knees.
"the village won the fight.
Bovine, Canid, Drama, Fantasy, Feline, Female, Male, No-Yiff, Story
Granted her husband pete at time was a bit of a meathead, but her son pj and her daughter pistol were the gems of her life. as she finished making dinner for her family she noticed her son's best friend max goof sitting in a chair at the table.
"max?"
Age Difference, Fellatio, Goof Troop, Gooftroop, M/F, Max Goof, NSFW, Peg Pete, Pistol Pete, Pj pete, Sex, Size Difference, Vaginal, pete
"you stupid, ignorant meathead," she said under her breath as she moved around the room.
vilkas could hear her opening the cabinet and clattering some things around. he tried to glance down and watch her moving.
Abs, Bathroom, Bedroom, Breasts, Canid, Depressing, Drama, Ears, Eyes, Feline, Female, Hug, Male, Muscles, No-Yiff, Nudity, Story, Story Progression, Story Series, Tail
Rex, there's something i haven't told you, and... it was well and good and fun when i thought you were just some meathead,"
"huh?"
"but you're a really nice guy, and... and you got that adorkable quality to you."
Adrian Alexandria, Cat, Femboy, M/M, Male, NSFW, Rex Laroque, Warg
Don't judge me, he was a crazy meathead who had a strange fascination with my mother!
either way, back to the topic. the bear seemed to have a hankering for my draconic hide, as it practically threw my sword to the side and dug her teeth into my ribs.
Dragon, Fight, Sword, practice
"ah fuck you meathead! you're not worth it. i'm outta here." he threw the gun down and stormed off.
peter shook his head. "you just had to wind him up didn't you?"
drax just shrugged.
rocket headed to the main area of the ship.
Fanfiction, Guardians of the galaxy
"you mean that meathead fox friend of yours? he's right behind me." stan turned to the side to reveal ricky in a light blue tracksuit. the fox suddenly took off his shirt and started flexing with the alligator at the door.
Badger, Balls, Cock, College, Fox, Gay, German Shepherd, Muscle, Muscles, Sex, rubbing
I'll just simplify it to one basic question that you meatheads can hopefully understand... tits or ass?"
Adipose City, Bear, Cyberpunk, Fat, Fatfur, Feline, Female, Fox, Human, Male, Rabbit
"hehehe, you two meatheads can argue all you want. everyone here knows that if i were to turn on ~the charm~ laura wouldn't be able to resist me!" laura was having trouble telling if sam was actually serious or not.
"charm my fat ass.
Belly, Chubby, Fat, Food, Gorilla, Hypnosis, Male, Masturbation, Weight Gain
"yea, that meathead." the others laughed at her comment. humphrey couldn't help but chuckle himself. "anyway, what can we do for you two?"
ADGTH, Alpha, Cheating, Extramarital, Kate, Lily, Love, Music, Rebellion, Wolf, affair, duty, garth, humphrey, omega
"don't get too ahead of yourself, meathead." jeb said with an amused grin. "you look about done growing, i think."
"you think or you hope?" bruce said, sitting down and digging in immediately. "man i am starving. not a minute too soon."
Fat, Human, Male, Orc, Transformation