#14 - A Novel Romance
"_ **neal:**"that sounds like _straight_ pornography. or worse, _lesbian._ you don't even like breasts!" **romari:**"well, i felt like being disgustingly perverted for once." **neal:** _"you're always disgustingly perverted!"
#11 - Poor Dating Practices
**neal:** _"sir--!"_ **romari:**"nobody's allowed to touch my ass but you and my harems from now on!" **neal: _"sir!!!_** _it was a prostate exam --_ a necessary medical procedure!" **romari:**"...oh... uh, right...
War tails of the white Wolf (Ch 4) Deadly Arrival
neal, dan, and two more people who were from the other unit all came in.
#2 - Cheaters Never Prosper
"_ **neal:**"very droll, sir.
The Search is Over-Chapter 37
She was stroking his cheeks fondly and said this with care in her eyes, "i love you, neal." neal kiss her little mouth in return, "i love you too." then when neal rose his head away from her, amanda looked at sierra and said, "hey mom."
#5 - BETA Testing
**imperial consort neal:**"thank you, dearheart." **romari:**"no, i mean it tastes like caramel fudge. what the hell is this?" **neal:**"oh, it's part of our company's new line of sexual snack-foods. flavored personal lubricant.
#19 - Harems And Spice And Everything Nice
"_ **imperial assistant neal:**"we told you not to call us that, sir. we prefer to be called a _harem."_ **romari:**"whatever, you old fruit." **neal:**"that's fruit _bat,_ sir. there's a difference." **romari:**"not for _you_ there isn't.
The Search is Over-Chapter 29
neal lowered his head toward jessie's level, with a tilt of his head, "what kind of orders? the food orders, or the normal demanding kind of orders?" "the second one, neal." neal chuckled and raised his head above her level, "ah, those kind of orders."
Give the Devil His Due
"i already did," neal said. jessie paused, her mouth hanging open. cocking her head to the side, she leaned in closer to neal with an intense look in her eyes that he easily matched. "when did you meet your dad, neal?" she asked.
Untouchable: Standalone Short Story: Worth it
"no, didn't know you lived here," neal said. "really, i saw his post on muzzlebook," xander said. neal and sean smirked at the collie. "what," xander asked. neal said, "he has a weird fixation with where people are."
The Safe Bet
With a motion of his hand, the ram gestured to neal, letting him know that he was up next.
#32 - Of Insanity And Inanity (Short Story)
What would neal say about all of this?