The Upstanding Citizen
Or would i let him keep his job so that he could be a walking jerkoff fantasy for me, when i think back to today? or would i consider turning around and using the pictures my blackmailer sends me to threaten his reputation.
My Wonderful Little Sister- Crimson Ghosts
"i think i'd remember getting my ass kicked by a jerkoff like you." "well you don't, bonehead!" "oh bravo, you remember your insults from kindergarten," death replied with a peeved groan.
Sorry I'm a Tied Up At The Moment
My body wanted action, and i was tempted to just jerkoff to get rid of it, my heart wouldn't be in it. "comfy?" dev asked.
On Brutish Waves
We had rough patches when the guy wrecked upstate, and when that jerkoff almost flooded us with bad drains." "say he lost his license." "it's likely, i never heard.
Uncle Rusty's Gift
Found a gay porn tape, some fitness magazines i'd use for jerkoff material, a few lewd drawings i'd doodled. all the horrific stuff that made me feel like my life was ending.
Polishing Wood
"you think you can sneak onto my land, break into my workshop, and just fornicate yourself like it's some back-alley jerkoff booth?" "oh, shiiit!"
How to Deal With Bullies [COM]
"well, i'm still surprised that the school's star soccer player even wants to hang around this jerkoff." cody smirked, seeing a golden opportunity to set up a burn on the pachyderm and his crew. "oh, i can answer that no problem.
Dating Advice
The two continued their quiet jerkoff session, with terrador letting granite take the pace.
Dimensional Balance Chapter 20: Shooting Sparks
She wasn't going to waste her time here just to keep this jerkoffs image intact. "i told you to stay put, whore." cyrus hadn't moved, hadn't turned. in fact, he was so still, he almost looked like a statue.
The Seeker, Chapter 2
"you got pumice in my flaming luggie, you big jerkoff!" we came to the edge of the pools and there was a slick ramp of obsidian that led to a drop off directly above one of the hotter pools that glowed pure white.
"Then and Now" - Day 1 and Day 2
"_stop being a goddamn jerkoff! if you heard how bad she feels about what she did to you, your tone would change._" "you have a soft spot for women, al. fur women all the more. i'm just being fair at this point." "_is fair always right?
Lyx - Dead Sea
Not because you jerkoffs scare me off." joshua leaned foward, staring calmly at the twins, whiskers twitching. in the pause he drained the rest of his beer and tossed the bottle under his bed.