Checking Out from the Veterinary Hospital
. ;3 enjoy and happy saturday evening jerkoff. ;3 written by choice cuts deli commission for beartp | october 2020 | 5306 words "hmmmm..."
Kevin Stair Sticks the Landing: Part 2
And thank you for not holding my being a total jerkoff against me." they said goodbye and kevin closed the door. "that was weird," kevin said as he walked back to the kitchen.
The Sillies' Forest Frolic
Irving Beaks smiled, taking a sip of the grape soda handed to him as he used his other hand to sign autographs. It was just another typical day for the stay-at-home dad turned children's rock icon, his schedules for the past month had been nothing but...
The Red Wedding
Written by Choice Cuts Deli Commission for Tomek | July 2021 | 5605 Words "Ohhhh kay, here we a- fuck." The cheap plastic key card slipped in and out of the card reader three or four times before the door finally flung open, the pink pig DJ proud to...
My Wonderful Little Sister- Crimson Ghosts
"i think i'd remember getting my ass kicked by a jerkoff like you." "well you don't, bonehead!" "oh bravo, you remember your insults from kindergarten," death replied with a peeved groan.
Zoopacolypse Part 1
"it's not my fault everyone wanted to leave all at once, jerkoff!" "will you two just shut up!" before any more arguing can ensue, several gunshots are heard and the sound of screaming begins to rise, causing the four inside to look at each other.
Uncle Rusty's Gift
Found a gay porn tape, some fitness magazines i'd use for jerkoff material, a few lewd drawings i'd doodled. all the horrific stuff that made me feel like my life was ending.
On Brutish Waves
We had rough patches when the guy wrecked upstate, and when that jerkoff almost flooded us with bad drains." "say he lost his license." "it's likely, i never heard.
Table Seven
Now, this could have been just some old clichéd throwback statement from the seventies except for one critical thing, this jerkoff i was dealing to actually looked like a cat!
Faye's Fitting Curse For Four
“i have to fill up those jerkoffs’ beers and a pitcher first. after that i’ll top off one of our free refill stein glasses for scarlett to bring up when she does the others.
An Appalachian Christmas Gamble
Maybe even a quick jerkoff session? overall, it ended up being one of the more memorable christmas gambles in my young lifetime. however, it would be far from the last.
Polishing Wood
"you think you can sneak onto my land, break into my workshop, and just fornicate yourself like it's some back-alley jerkoff booth?" "oh, shiiit!"