A Mesozoican Party

"what is not allowed at universal theme parks: jurassic world? eating an anole and regurgitating it." "what is not allowed at universal theme parks: jurassic world? blue the raptor."

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Jurassic Traps

Grazing was always a risky activity. Nonetheless, the hippodraco felt safe in its pack, chewing on the abundantly available ferns. They had been very lucky today. The clearing was nicely secluded deep within the prehistoric forest. In spite of its...

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New Story Idea Yes or No?

Stupid jurassic park scene...anyway... i suddenly felt something brush lightly against the back of my shirt. i spun around just fast enough to see something long and green disappear into the low brush.

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The new dinosaur (part 17) Indominus Rex VS. T Rex

#17 of the new dinosaur i know what your thinking: the indominus rex and t rex had a fight in jurassic world. so your just copying movies! it's not quite like that... it's going to be much different! i might have said that i have two plans...

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No CGI: Matte Painting 2

Turns out this man applied the makeup to r on the first jurassic park movie, and he did not want to do it again. of all the dinosaurs he’s had to apply makeup to, r had the strongest scent.

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Vulpes Maxmus or just another foxes in space story 2

He did watch all the jurassic park movies remembering the velocirators., “yeah, hollywood did get them right."

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Arrival in Bherna

The jurassic frontier (i only knew the name thanks to one of air sailors mentioning it) was a rather pleasant place.

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No CGI: The Sparring 3

You are convinced jurassic park would have been more interesting had the dinosaurs’ dicks been visible, as they are in this raw footage of a much more interesting movie you helped record and are shaping in the editing right now.

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Pack Tactics

Security went down, some of the dinosaurs escaped, and this jurassic park had fallen to the same problems that plagued the others. thankfully, some genius had planned for situations like this. at least they had for the guests.

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Unleavened (HH)

** ** ** ** ** ** **\*** i could hear the music the moment i parked the car, well, more like...do you know that scene in jurassic park when the kids are in the car and there's that cup of water on the dashboard and the water

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Jurassic Porn: Indominus Sex

"Here we are!", stated Meli the tall naked Indominus Rex female leading the fox deep in the tropical forest where the spot they've stopped had trees with delicious coconut milk and bananas hanging on its branches, it was an uncharted place. "Huh?...

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