Interview with a Hard-to-Understand Otter

Oh for fuck's sake, he's scottish, and his accent is ridiculously thick. i should have guessed by the ginger hair, honestly. this...this will be an interview for sure. "good good. might as well start, eh?

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How I Quit My Dead End Job As A Guild Receptionist And Became A (Somewhat) Legendary Adventurer (B Rank): Prologue: Guild Astra Welcomes You!

Hissing inwardly, i put on my best grima-er, smile to greet the hyuman decked out in ridiculous and unwieldy mana-jewel encrusted gear.

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Locker Room Stream Story 3: The Coach's Favorites

The wolf knew this was going to be huge, and anything less than ridiculous amounts of lube was going to leave him in a crap ton of pain.

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Dr. Glowdance's Personal Research Notes

I would have considered the idea ridiculous had reality not proven itself to be far more insane.

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You Want Us To Do What Now?

"okay whatever, ridiculous theory aside, let's just see what she knows. we've only got a few minutes before class ends anyway..."

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MLP: Believing in the Impossible - Chapter One

Not for little "spike" anyway who, since birth, had grown all too familiar with her ridiculous methods of being dramatically picky picky.

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Important Issues of Writing

The concept of absolute evil is ridiculous in any story that's trying to be remotely realistic.

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New Arrivals

He grabbed his towel and dried off vigorously, making his fur fluff out and making him look ridiculous. he smoothed it out as best he could before donning his uniform.

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Blood and Coffee-Prologue

I was in a sort of uniform/costume similar to her's, pouring drinks for the men that watched her sway on those ridiculously high platforms she wore. white men. white all over and cold when their fingers brushed mine as i passed them their shots.

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Feisty Feline Lovers

ridiculous as it looked like, makuta didn't stop meow from enjoying his mamitas, like dandy called them. silence suited him fine.

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Sentinel of the Concrete Skies - Pt1

'so their procedure sucks but their numbers are ridiculous? lucky...' anubis had given me a few kicks to compensate for his own, but i was too proud of myself to care.

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