Freddy Pimpbear's Pussy: Chapter 3
He dug into his toolbox and found the items he was after: a very narrow cutter like a carpenter's knife and a pristine screwdriver. as he met her eyes, he asked, "let me guess, you failed to squirt for some just-eighteen kid getting his cherry popped.
Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
He coughed softly, then said in a clear voice, "did you hear about the carpenters that formed a marching band? they called themselves the tuba fours!"
Finding Ones Place, pt 1
Black sleaveless shirts and black carpenter pants and my usual black overshirt. its always the same it seems. my life just drags on. i stroll into the kitchen of my little two bedroom apartment feeling the usual emptiness of its barren space.
Firebirds and Life
She falls asleep second, after her carpenter fell asleep and stopped fondling these feathers. to be fair, it doesn't take long for both after that day.
Chapter 2 - The Salacious Sir Guard
She'd have to send for the carpenter in the morning to have it repaired. or, more likely, replaced. the palace hadn't kept a carpenter on retainer _before _her husband had been crowned king.
Thunderstruck
Out of desperation, i looked over his fa page, and noticed that his favorite film was john carpenter's "christine", based on the stephen king novel about a 1958 plymouth fury inhabited by a restless, murderous spirit.
Wolfie Steel: Birth Rights part 2.
"i thank you for this opportunity that you gave me to settle an old score, you may need to get a cleaner in and a good carpenter, you will also need to get yourself a new prostitute, cos i quit".
It Takes A Village To Feed A Dragon
Malcolm was a carpenter, not a doctor, but he’d helped make splints for the local herbalist who handled such things before. he felt gingerly at the mouse’s breaks, trying to decide if he could move him, and then shrugged.
The Dragon's Paladin Chapter 18: Dragon Rider
The dragoness swished her tail like veledar always did, "i have left my harness for you, along with carpenter's old weapon.
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 13
The small velociraptor was having a grand old time nipping in and out of portals, bringing in builders, carpenters, mechanics, weapons experts and medical personnel for their shiny new army.
The Hot Springs - Part 2 (Balto/Jenna)
The carpenter followed his gaze and they both were quiet a moment. "it could have been very bad," the man said finally, turning to balto. "but thanks to you it wasn't."
A Fox Behind Bars part 4
My name's ronald carpenter, but, um," he ran his hand through his hair. he looked a little embarrassed. "everyone calls me _hash_." he blushed, almost imperceptibly. "oh," i said. immediately i assumed he was in here on a drug charge.