Worthy Purchases Pt. 1

The crowd's murmurings quieted down as the bull strolled across the stage and began his sales pitch, his voice ringing out over the market square while the background activity of the market continued.

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Everything Must Go!

Jenny had come out of the back room, and seen me giving my sales pitch. she'd be so pleased i'd sold the most valuable thing in the store! but now she was hanging onto the door frame, a look of pain and nausea on her face.

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A Charitable Donation

He'd given her a killer sales pitch, and managed to sell her a potion that promised to rid her of her pesky manhood, as long as she could find someone else to take it. her friend luka immediately sprung to mind, he'd always been into large packages.

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Couples Discount

She chuckles derisively at the memory of that hacky sales pitch. "whatever that's supposed to mean." "that's cool i guess." matt lied as he took the package from her, looking it over.

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Hangover and Regrets (Bodies by Josh, pt. 2)

The sales pitch at the end, though, would be demeaning. he'd politely decline, and pick up some kahlua on his way home. that's how these things always went, anyway. josh gestured to the open door to his left, where a tall desk sat.

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Counter Earth Chronicles - The Demon's Slave Interstitial 1: Let's Make A Deal

"....and here comes the sales pitch." the dark wolf said impatiently. "if you guarantee my friend's safety, i will serve you loyally and faithfully for the rest of my life."

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Pitch Episode 24: Nerf

I was trapped there having to listen to nerf's sales pitch until he was done. "can i think about it?" i asked. "there's no time limit. i can nominate you through a text message at any time. but there are rules." "what kind of rules?"

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Space Pirate Wolf Eats Out

After seating you at your favorite table the bunny-girl hands you a menu and gives her sales pitch. "we have a selection of humans, both wild caught and farm raised.

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The Governor's Daughter

Aurelia looked over to the source of this sales pitch, a heavy set lynx man, sporting an impressive belly and adorned with gold rings and chains. his big smile and friendly eyes were fixed on her stature as he waved her over. "come, come!

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Persuasive Perfume

A man venturing into a decrepit mall runs into two sultry skunks who make a very, very compelling sale pitch for their new fragrance. disclaimer - not looking to try the new line of psychedelic perfume what turns you into a sexy skunk person?

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Dream Bod

“sounds like a pretty average sales pitch,” he murmured. “you’ve got a college degree and you’re getting suckered in by that kind of stuff?”

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