The Best of Friends
If it wasn't exactly definite, he would just wear his "chuck norris does all my stunts" tee. his scent filled the apartment and finally i felt like i could breathe safely. he caught me huffing in the improved scent and cocked a brow.
Good day...
"like i just got a roundhouse kick strait from chuck norris. what happened? why am i in the hospital?" kevin replied. "well before i explain why you're here why don't i give you something for the pain?
Haunting Revelations
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The Seeker, Chapter 21
I once had a three foot leprechaun beat the holy bejesus out of me, turned out he was hell's version of chuck norris. i was sore for a month.
Recovery Efforts (Part 2)
By the perfume and the "mrs.", i'm guessing it's not chuck norris." the rabbit snorted and shook her head. she was still dressed, apart from her boots which she stared at balefully from the bed.
Ere We Be Were
"when i'm were, i can outrun and outfight anyone, even bruce lee, chuck norris, or any of those martial arts dudes. i bet i could destroy a pack of evil ninjas. that's what superheroes do right, take out the bad guys?" "ja?" questioned julie. "bad guys?