Its a funny story
//a little something to keep your hands occupied//
bzzzt....bzzzzt....bzzzzt.
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In the years I operated as a private eye in Crossroads City, crazy shit had become a normal sight in my line of work. Crazy cases, crazy events, and even crazy clients. On the plus side, it often led to steady revenue coming in whenever Mrs. Smith...
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You want a funny story? i've got a funny story. he won't tell you this one!
so, anar's an old bugger, right, he's got reading glasses now and takes a multivitamin with his juice every morning. sad.
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"well, it's kind of a funny story actually. you see, i'm actually in heat too..." blue blinked when she heard this. "and, well, i helped you out sooo..." the next thing blue saw was magenta's own puffy, leaking slit above her face. "get to licking.
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About 2 minutes later we get our food and begin to eat talking about things like funny stories from the past and things we like. at around six thirty, we paid the bill, headed out to the truck and got home at around seven.
Gay, Kissing, Wolf
But i do have a funny story to tell. want to hear it?
critter: sure.
kiah: okay. once there was an adorable bearded dragon named critter-
critter: kyle.
kiah: and there was a beautiful, amazing death adder named kiah.
Kiah, critter, junk
"well now, that there's a right funny story. y'see..." he started strumming his instrument. "it all started when i sat down ter what i believed would be an upright, friendly game of poker--"
"that's enough out of you!"
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